Message from @Orc Slayer

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2019-11-07 08:29:05 UTC  

My first thought would be Vladimir the great

2019-11-07 08:29:17 UTC  

But he's usually depicted with an ushanka-esque hat rather than a helmet

2019-11-07 08:30:00 UTC  

Google defines it as a byzantine general kneeling before and orthodox priest

2019-11-07 08:30:21 UTC  

Byzantium would also make sense

2019-11-07 08:30:28 UTC  

They employed a fair number of Viking mercenaries lol

2019-11-07 08:30:43 UTC  

Related stuff puts the name dimitry of rostov

2019-11-07 08:30:48 UTC  

Which is a priest

2019-11-07 08:31:29 UTC  

Who was born in the 1600's

2019-11-07 08:32:28 UTC  

So the timeline doesn't fit

2019-11-07 08:32:32 UTC  

Yeah, that would put that a fair few hundred years ahead of this picture

2019-11-07 08:32:32 UTC  

Umless he made it

2019-11-07 08:32:57 UTC  

By the 1600s soldiers didn't wear armour or carry huge banners of the Virgin mary

2019-11-07 08:33:12 UTC  

At least I think thats what that is...

2019-11-07 08:33:36 UTC  

The shape of the cross definately suggests it's orthodox rather than catholic

2019-11-07 08:33:46 UTC  

Also the banners

2019-11-07 08:34:00 UTC  

Catholics don't use that kind of iconografy

2019-11-07 08:34:42 UTC  

Yeah, from what I've seen so far @Orc Slayer I reckon the best candidate for this would be Vladimir the great of the Kievan Rus

2019-11-07 08:34:47 UTC  

^

2019-11-07 08:34:50 UTC  

Probably

2019-11-07 08:35:07 UTC  

Also known as St. Vladimir, he was known for christianising the Kievan Rus

2019-11-07 12:00:23 UTC  
2019-11-07 12:20:05 UTC  

I mean

2019-11-07 12:20:12 UTC  

He kinda looks like King Arthur

2019-11-07 19:50:39 UTC  

good bois

2019-11-08 05:04:32 UTC  

God.damn it links are broken again

2019-11-08 05:54:47 UTC  

Fucking Discord hipsters must have given Lakwanduh weekend duty again

2019-11-09 07:50:38 UTC  

Imagine the stories a tortoise could tell if they could talk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640109582454095883/642632125891215362/Capture_2019-11-08-23-49-52.png

2019-11-09 07:51:14 UTC  

"Back in my day niggers were the ones being watched in enclosures"

2019-11-09 10:55:49 UTC  

>I've seen things you could only dream of

2019-11-09 10:56:15 UTC  

That Galapagos turtle saw the nukes dropped

2019-11-09 10:56:24 UTC  

At bikini atoll

2019-11-09 13:02:40 UTC  

He saw Groucho Marx

2019-11-09 13:03:04 UTC  

And Amy Schumer in the same lifetime 🤢

2019-11-09 13:04:57 UTC  

Though that being said, there's reportedly a greenland shark alive today that pre-dates henry the eighth according to its size

2019-11-09 13:22:10 UTC  

Isn't that turtle the last of his kind?

2019-11-09 13:22:19 UTC  

Or am I thinking of a different one

2019-11-09 13:23:06 UTC  

Nah, the last one died iirc.