#onions (Discord ID: 388505926900121600) in Fitness, page 1

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2017-12-08 01:44:33 UTC

All onionposting must be confined to this channel @everyone

2017-12-08 01:45:05 UTC


2017-12-08 01:45:05 UTC

How very vampire phobic

2017-12-08 01:45:12 UTC

Brutal neg of the onion

2017-12-08 01:45:30 UTC

How will (((our greatest allies))) be able to post in this server?

2017-12-08 01:46:11 UTC


2017-12-08 01:46:40 UTC


2017-12-08 01:48:34 UTC

Enlighten me. Whatโ€™s onionposting?

2017-12-08 01:52:12 UTC

best vendor of juice?

2017-12-08 01:52:20 UTC

best onion to juice?

2017-12-08 02:00:49 UTC

It's a /fit/ meme I think

2017-12-08 02:00:57 UTC

About people dousing themselves in onion juice to boost their T levels

2017-12-08 02:02:22 UTC

I see

2017-12-08 02:02:58 UTC

raw onion juice supposedly boosts test levels by 300%

2017-12-08 02:03:08 UTC

based on a test done by Iranian scientists on rats

2017-12-08 02:03:27 UTC

and if you dig through history, the onion is referenced here and there

2017-12-08 02:03:34 UTC


2017-12-08 02:03:36 UTC

And here I am sticking a needle in my ass.

2017-12-08 02:03:36 UTC

Greeks bathing in them before the olympics, etc

2017-12-08 02:03:48 UTC


2017-12-08 02:04:02 UTC


2017-12-08 02:04:05 UTC


2017-12-08 02:04:06 UTC

Ladies are doing it too

2017-12-08 02:09:12 UTC

dont you want your women high test too?

2017-12-08 02:10:32 UTC


2017-12-08 02:10:51 UTC


2017-12-08 02:11:04 UTC


2017-12-08 02:55:24 UTC

Of course there is an onion chat.

2017-12-08 02:56:31 UTC

I'm having a hard time hitting my onion macros, guys. No matter how hard I try, I can only eat 6 a day

2017-12-08 02:56:40 UTC

It's necessary to contain the onion autism at this point.

2017-12-08 02:57:35 UTC

Luckily im not single anymore cuz I would hate to try to court a beatiful woman with all this onion on my breath.

2017-12-08 03:03:31 UTC

i have an onion

2017-12-08 03:03:34 UTC

should i eat it like an apple

2017-12-08 03:04:02 UTC

If the people you grapple with don't call you "the onion guy" you're not eating enough

2017-12-08 03:09:39 UTC
2017-12-08 03:12:59 UTC

Caramel coated onions for Christmas *now*

2017-12-08 03:17:26 UTC

Ever since I replaced water with onion juice when I roll, I have become so potent that no one will get within 10 feet of me. #onionpower

2017-12-08 03:34:51 UTC

I've seen men cry simply upon entering the same room

2017-12-08 03:35:15 UTC


2017-12-08 03:35:42 UTC

Is that Andre the giant onion?

2017-12-08 04:35:52 UTC

Onions are a testosterone food.

2017-12-08 07:14:48 UTC

Onions and garlic

2017-12-08 07:15:00 UTC

garlic and Onions

2017-12-08 11:15:00 UTC


2017-12-08 11:16:18 UTC

Nice to know onions are a testosterone food.

2017-12-08 11:16:40 UTC

Or is this just meme๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”

2017-12-08 13:22:37 UTC

Onions are nothing to joke about. 100% real testosterone booster.

2017-12-08 13:59:19 UTC

@The Good Goy Rats that were pumped full of onion juice saw a 300% spike in their T levels. No joke about onions my dude

2017-12-08 16:15:35 UTC

Are we going to get a channel for garlic or what?

2017-12-08 16:16:05 UTC

now we're asking the real questions

2017-12-08 16:30:07 UTC

french onion soup + garlic bread toasted on top is the best before lifting food. beef broth only.

2017-12-08 16:34:56 UTC


2017-12-08 16:36:57 UTC

Potatoes, onions, broccoli, and curry powder is one of the best testosterone meals.

2017-12-08 16:45:42 UTC

Can I get studies that prove the onion thing? I thought it was only a meme

2017-12-08 16:54:06 UTC

why is there an entire channel dedicated to onions?

2017-12-08 16:54:15 UTC

I'm also clueless on this Onion thing

2017-12-08 16:54:17 UTC

is it just a joke?

2017-12-08 16:54:57 UTC

does it raise T-levels in humans?

2017-12-08 17:06:20 UTC

idk but iโ€™m gonna stop eating them bc iโ€™m scared Iโ€™m gonna start growing hair on my chest or something lmao

2017-12-08 18:09:54 UTC

@FivePointPalm eat a whole raw onion a day for one week and get back to us. It's the anti - soy.

2017-12-08 18:11:40 UTC


2017-12-08 18:17:44 UTC

holy shit sounds torturous

2017-12-08 18:38:25 UTC

I'm on week 3 and I've lost 5% body fat already. Onion a day keeps the soyboys away.

2017-12-08 18:39:17 UTC

If you're actually committed to going full ogre

2017-12-08 18:40:39 UTC

I would recommend frying up some grassfed beef sausages, peppers, and sauerkraut in butter

2017-12-08 18:40:45 UTC

and eating the raw onion with that

2017-12-08 18:40:57 UTC

I've done it before, can confirm 10/10

2017-12-08 18:43:21 UTC

If you want to boost your t levels long term just do large muscle group exercises. Like deadlifts, pull-ups, dips, etc

2017-12-08 18:52:14 UTC

Red/purple grapes

2017-12-08 19:45:23 UTC

Is it explicitly red onions or do HuWhite onions also increase T?

2017-12-08 20:21:43 UTC

@Stephanie 'Eating raw onion has a marked effect in increasing the breast milk production in lactating mothers. It can be taken with meals or can be used in salads or sandwiches.'

2017-12-08 20:22:03 UTC

O shit whaddup

2017-12-08 20:22:22 UTC

Iโ€™m not prego but Iโ€™ll remember that

2017-12-08 20:51:39 UTC

I just weaned mine lol

2017-12-08 20:51:58 UTC

Let's keep this onion related, @Brooke

2017-12-08 20:52:09 UTC


2017-12-08 20:53:08 UTC

Onions...good for blood pressure

2017-12-08 21:48:37 UTC

onions and breast feeding go hand in hand

2017-12-09 23:25:47 UTC

I bought some onions goys, should I portion them out for only a serving a day, or eat one whole onion like a Greek God?

2017-12-09 23:26:06 UTC

the latter, obviously

2017-12-09 23:26:17 UTC

*like an apple*

2017-12-09 23:27:51 UTC

Better get my layered onion diet on then, wish me luck

2017-12-10 01:01:03 UTC

The burning sensations makes this a tough challenge but I'm determined

2017-12-10 03:14:06 UTC


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2017-12-10 03:14:39 UTC

They're pretty tasty

2017-12-10 03:14:44 UTC

root veggiesare the healtiest

2017-12-10 03:15:16 UTC

I'm on 30 onions a day

2017-12-10 03:16:12 UTC

want to be a man? drink a shot of apple cider vinagar with pepper, turmeric, and garlic

2017-12-10 03:16:24 UTC

healthiest drink

2017-12-10 03:16:48 UTC

Woah that sounds intense

2017-12-10 03:17:13 UTC

Made some pretty badass French Onion Soup last night. Didn't know if I should post that here or #cooking

2017-12-10 03:17:59 UTC


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2017-12-10 03:18:34 UTC

Max onion gains there

2017-12-10 03:18:41 UTC

Good job

2017-12-10 03:18:56 UTC

Tons of Garlic, too. No turmeric, though.

2017-12-10 03:18:58 UTC


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2017-12-10 03:19:09 UTC

I killed it

2017-12-10 03:19:29 UTC

garlic is 100

2017-12-10 03:19:37 UTC

French onion soup is da best

2017-12-10 03:19:48 UTC

Pretty tasty. One of my favorites.

2017-12-10 03:20:30 UTC

And the caramelized onions

2017-12-10 03:20:37 UTC


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2017-12-10 03:21:07 UTC

I can eat just that I think

2017-12-10 03:22:13 UTC

Yeah, it goes pretty much on anything. Especially love caramelized Onions on burgers and steaks. Figured I should capitalize Onion in here

2017-12-10 03:23:07 UTC

Btw, onions apparently make dogs sick. Dogs are inherently cucked. Wonder if there's a correlation.

2017-12-10 03:23:44 UTC

Yes onions make dogs sick and cats too I think

2017-12-10 03:24:13 UTC

Like it's poisonous to them or something

2017-12-10 03:24:45 UTC

My dumbass cats tried to eat onions though ๐Ÿ˜‘

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2017-12-10 05:18:16 UTC

@Tyler0317 No, the wall chose you darling....

2017-12-10 17:21:25 UTC


2017-12-10 18:35:38 UTC

So what Onions are best for testosterone red, yellow, or white?

2017-12-10 19:11:27 UTC


2017-12-10 19:22:32 UTC

So far the White onions are very strong

2017-12-10 19:56:19 UTC

I've heard red are the strongest

2017-12-10 19:56:22 UTC

Most potent

2017-12-10 19:56:35 UTC

But I've also heard yellow

2017-12-10 19:56:45 UTC

While some say yellow is the weakest

2017-12-10 19:56:58 UTC

I stick to white and red

2017-12-10 19:59:45 UTC

asians are pretty weak

2017-12-10 20:03:58 UTC

Mfw Asians btfo even in vegetable form

2017-12-11 22:57:36 UTC

Grinch confirmed autistic


2017-12-11 22:58:06 UTC


2017-12-11 23:32:39 UTC


2017-12-12 17:07:57 UTC


2017-12-12 17:53:29 UTC

Onions...the original โ€œpreworkoutโ€

2017-12-14 00:49:12 UTC


2017-12-14 00:49:24 UTC

Turkey sausage and onions

2017-12-14 00:49:47 UTC

I'm finally gonna be Chad

2017-12-14 01:28:42 UTC


2017-12-14 01:28:48 UTC

Don't cook the onion!!!!

2017-12-14 01:30:38 UTC

@Deleted User Why not?

2017-12-14 01:32:57 UTC

It loses essential nutrients. Applies to many foods.

2017-12-14 01:33:10 UTC

(One reason that people chug raw eggs, etc)

2017-12-14 01:33:52 UTC

Ewww chew raw onions Iโ€™m not chad enough for that. @Deleted User

2017-12-14 01:42:05 UTC

If it was easy everyone would be a Chad

2017-12-14 03:49:41 UTC

Oh no! The cooking is done, I will never be Chad ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-12-14 06:45:24 UTC

new emoji <:onion:390756048656662528>


2017-12-14 06:49:59 UTC

<:onion:390756048656662528> love it

2017-12-14 07:36:21 UTC

<:onion:390756048656662528> `

2017-12-14 15:22:04 UTC

So I've been eating this onion raw, but the rat study said that the scientists actually just juiced the onions. So get a juicer and chug down, it may help

2017-12-14 16:01:04 UTC


2017-12-14 16:01:49 UTC

You actually need to be in a cage naked drinking the onion juice from the metal dispenser like the rats to be Chad.

2017-12-14 21:13:41 UTC

@The Good Goy Make onion and radish smoothies

2017-12-14 22:09:21 UTC

Sounds appetizing

2017-12-15 19:44:34 UTC

Gotta eat your onions like an apple or you aren't chad

2017-12-15 22:18:40 UTC

Can you eat onions on a fast

2017-12-15 22:48:26 UTC

Better to bathe in onion juice.

2017-12-15 22:48:31 UTC

But you should be doing that anyways (daily).

2017-12-15 23:07:08 UTC

Or get the onion straight to the bloodstream

2017-12-15 23:07:11 UTC


2017-12-15 23:12:23 UTC

Anti onion vaccer

2017-12-15 23:44:37 UTC

Injecting onions, whatever it takes

2017-12-15 23:44:52 UTC

We the 5% now

2017-12-16 01:18:06 UTC


2017-12-16 05:44:23 UTC

Gone too soon

2017-12-16 20:13:25 UTC


2017-12-18 03:19:25 UTC

Can I just do the Onion rubbing?

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2017-12-19 16:57:21 UTC

Wow incredible

2017-12-23 12:17:20 UTC

@Havamal <:onionsun:394101074526601226>

2017-12-23 12:17:40 UTC


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2017-12-26 20:03:29 UTC

I just took a couple bites into an onion and I feel like I am going to throw up

2017-12-26 20:04:57 UTC


2017-12-26 20:17:33 UTC

I can eat onions raw easier if I cut them into smaller pieces and eat it her raw veggies like carrots with them.

2017-12-27 01:08:58 UTC

Yeah, I was cutting up some onion to cook with a few days ago, ate a bite, and felt sick. @Pat-MA

2017-12-27 01:15:55 UTC


2017-12-27 02:34:22 UTC

Chad small slices with salad vs the Virgin apple style

2017-12-27 04:55:28 UTC

@Reinhard Wolff Glad I am not the only one! Might have another go at it later this week

2017-12-27 05:32:18 UTC

I didn't get past day 3, so take it with a grain of salt, but the taste does get better

2017-12-27 05:32:27 UTC

you get used to the kick at the very least

2017-12-27 05:32:39 UTC

I've just never liked onions so it's a pain to try and fit them into my meals.

2018-01-03 21:27:29 UTC


2018-01-03 21:27:41 UTC

My wife's friend made onion marmalade

2018-01-03 21:28:15 UTC

I've been told this is very popular in Lombardy, Italy

2018-01-15 00:17:24 UTC

cut your onions into small pieces, then soak them in cold water.. helps get rid of the strong smell/taste.

2018-01-15 20:21:54 UTC

Isn't an onion a semipermeable membrane though because of the vacuole present in plant cells?

2018-01-16 01:14:40 UTC

*grabs rock*

2018-01-22 21:03:49 UTC

@ThisIsChris proof that Italians Aren't white

2018-01-22 21:08:39 UTC

@JohnStrasser my half non Italian side is racist against my half Italian side

2018-01-22 22:00:42 UTC

Same. Bro

2018-01-31 02:55:36 UTC


2018-01-31 02:56:16 UTC

I'll take Exxxtra onions, please. ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-01-31 05:53:29 UTC


2018-02-02 00:14:51 UTC

*your T levels have increased*

2018-02-03 15:59:23 UTC


2018-03-30 15:36:51 UTC

One studyย found that drinking pomegranate juice daily can increase T levels by 24% (as seen in salivary T tests) with 2 weeks of continued consumption. This study also found that both diastolic and systolic blood pressure values were reduced.

2018-03-30 16:00:17 UTC

@Havamal now youโ€™ve done it. How many days before weโ€™re gonna have to start a #pomegranate channel

2018-03-30 16:03:19 UTC


2018-03-30 16:03:26 UTC

Rubs palms.

2018-03-31 16:42:07 UTC

But how much pomegranate juice daily? That shit is expensive

2018-04-01 16:50:49 UTC

White Castle launching onion flavored whey protein powder

2018-04-03 01:10:31 UTC

Even thinking about that makes me naseuous

2018-04-15 10:28:48 UTC

The only way Onion powder should be consumed is if you beat an actual onion into a powder with your bare fists, it's the chad way.

2018-05-10 12:32:31 UTC

I've been doing Keto for like 6 weeks, but can someone fill me in on the onions thing? I've never heard of this focus before.

2018-05-10 19:36:09 UTC

@Vasily Kazansky - OH#4473


2018-05-10 19:36:51 UTC

It's a silly meme, propagated from some obscure references to Greek athletes having an affinity for onions.

2018-05-10 19:53:16 UTC

hey hey, it does have a bit of scientific studies behind it too

2018-05-10 21:47:36 UTC


2018-05-11 20:34:11 UTC

Is it a silly meme or is it true and Tyler is memeing you?

2018-05-11 20:34:40 UTC

Trying to keep all the onions for yourself, eh Tyler?

2018-05-11 22:03:19 UTC

@L1011TriStar @JesseJames it's said to be a natural testosterone boosting food.

2018-05-11 22:31:13 UTC

also garlic

2018-05-23 18:26:56 UTC

Scientists pumped onion juice into the stomachs of some mice, and the mice's testosterone levels spiked about 300% @JesseJames

2018-09-04 16:21:04 UTC

Itโ€™s time for daily T boost.


2018-09-26 02:57:48 UTC

Is this onion thing really a thing?

2018-09-26 02:58:15 UTC


2018-09-26 03:07:48 UTC

Fascinating. I shall learn from you young chaps the secrets of keeping my T level high whilst not breaking a hip

2018-10-31 20:36:11 UTC

>be jacked, liftin in the gym
> guy notices, asks โ€œyou on T bro?โ€
> โ€œyou could say thatโ€
>โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€
>โ€im on onions, braโ€

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