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Huh. I've never heard that before. XD
it's a TRAP
Those panties can't conceal dicks of that magnitude! ๐
Lmao
Yo
What
Probs to @I AM ERROR for a call that many probably didn't get.
From a fellow person who grew up with German TV!
@Euro looking for a green card thx ๐ i think matt got the point i was trying to make. but thinking about how i phrased the story when i thought it up really did not help the flow of it (or my pronunciation ๐ i sounded like i never spoke english before ๐ )
I think it would have been very hard for somebody who doesn't speak German to understand where you were going with that bit!
I picked up fairly quick because with your German accent it was easy enough to guess where it was going.
When you said Kentucky Fried Chicken, I knew where it was going though!
Samstag Nacht News, good old times!
yeah... and people not necessarily getting where it is going was kind of the point of it... show that story to a "Trust and Safety Team" of an american company... i doubt they would get what i was saying...
I AM ERROR is one of my favorite phrases. Classic.
You guys remember Kurt Eichenwald?
The same guy on his wiki page is removing any mention of his hentai incident despite that being all he's known for at this point
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There are too many wikipedia articles about people that donโt even get a blue checkmark on twitter.
Jussie Smollett: hoax hate or real?
I still say itโs a sexcapade taken too far
well I do hear he is a bum bandit, and they do have a taste for such things....so maybe lol.
As somebody who knows nothing about it though, I would the poor dude was probably just mugged.
There is so much that does not add up, but the guy has more to lose than your average hoax hate...
If he was just mugged, why make stuff up? I suspect there was something involved so he didn't want to tell the whole story. Usually those reasons involve sex or drugs.
There's no way that story is true. It becomes far more ridiculous when you consider the weather that was happening.
almost definitely a hoax hate.
adding in 'this is MAGA country' to sweeten the deal after the initial statement to police? ๐
I donโt believe there are physically enough trump supporters in Chicago to pull off this hoax hate
Anyone interested in Halal Bacon? This is hysterical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDXTvvpFQRU&lc=z22uub1rssqvgzqb504t1aokgveuvguobhrvzwjzhxn2rk0h00410&feature=em-comments
Halal Bacon --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgVF0mhXhw
Bee always amuses me
I hope this Jussie Smollett guy goes to jail.
Like, really hope
From the star of a popular TV show to locked behind bars for a felony, never to work again.
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Is falsifying a police report a felony?
*Jussie Smolette has entered the chat*
Depending on the jurisdiction it is a misdemeanor or a felony. False reporting a felony (hate crime assault) is more likely to be a felony.
Also, if a false report ends up involving the feds, the feds often prosecute as a felony and the FBI got involved in this case.
Does it make a difference that it was staged? I know premeditation can make a difference depending on the crime, so Iโm curious if that would matter here
falsifying a police report, falsifying evidence, and obstruction of justice. possibly more.
So, whatโs her point? That logic isnโt actually a thing so moderates who believe in the white genocide should stop saying it is?
@P@Psychlops924
I think her point is like it's becoming a magic word like racism that's just designed to make you feel superior while shutting down criticism
who needs logic when you have moral certainty?
That was pretty good!
Neel's a damn treasure
I never knew him , but he's got an extra sub now!
He's the guy that did this video a few years back that made some waves
never really cared for his stand-up but Neel Kolhatkar's YT vids are legend
Ya, his videos are good, sometimes he uses the same language of the people he is mocking tho outside of his YT stuff.
the writing in those video's is top, but it's that actress he has in them that steals every scene
Cait Burley
I figure she has to be friends with him, since she's in all of his skits, but I don't understand how she can be in videos like those and still have a career.
Doesn't seem like she has much of one
Plenty of virtue signalling on Twitter to cancel it out, although it's mostly environmentalism related
You mean you can be highly concerned about the environment and NOT be a raving loon on other issues?
Alert the thought police, incipient heresy may be rearing itโs head, and we cannot have schism!
Oh what? Did she commit the sin of supporting nuclear? Lol
Possibly her ideas fissioned
lol
I feel like environmentalism is like a bat signal for Salacious swanky cat
Someone make the wall smashing flag meme but with Salโs face saying โSolar... power... is... stupidโ
Hereโs the template
Here is an interesting thing for swanky (et al)
Inb4 a shitty heist movie uses this material as a jumpsuit and ski mask to steal a diamond or something
The possibilities are stunning actually - 15 times better absorption than the best commercially viable photocells
And, not for sale, apparently
Lol. Am I really that bad?
Environmentalists are just are old school SJWs.
Itโs harder to call them on their bs because it isnโt like claiming that biological sex isnโt real
Its fine, I just find it amusing.
Ok
@Arn i reject the notion that left owns the environmental. Look at carbon capture coal fire plants.
@Nig Carbon Capture is a lie for now. and CO2 isnt even the biggest issue
Well that is their target. But true, should talk about the trash in the ocean that clearly isnโt coming from the fly over state. Or the insane amount of consumerism of natural resources the lefty elites use up.
why is carbon capture a lie
@Wiggles It requires a lot of energy in order to significantly scrub CO2, say, from coal burning. Thus it renders it fairly uncompetitive. At least that's what they teach at Stanford's
source: http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2016/ph240/sorensen1/
An interesting way to store carbon in the long run is wood. It takes time, but instead of burning it, we can use it for construction and is therefore an interesting temporary carbon sink.
There are some good wikipedia reads for the non-initiate
@Nig When I say the left own environementalism. What I mean is that they use the moral high ground argument. They want to see themselves as the saviors and protectors of nature. But should'nt the conservatives actually be the ones willing to preserve a clean environment instead of seeing it as a bunch of rules, norms and regulations imposed on them by a central authority ( the EPA)
Im sure Red-Cortez could show us a black box schematic with CO2 going in one end and diamonds coming out the other, then we can sell the diamonds and pay for the Green New Deal and stop the cows and their damned emissions
and I can use one of the diamonds to marry her
> if traps are trans
dunno about that one, chief
If I drink more than 12 beers, does that mean any biped is a trap?
No...
The joke is that you're using their logic against them. SJW types always try to say Trap is an anti-trans slur.
12 beers isn't even blurred vision.
Meh. Boasts;)
I still claim there wouldnโt be those goat-pics if not for the two bottles of vodka that were consumed
Iโm not going admit I had to get the goat to drink one of them...
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They didn't even want equal rights back then...
o but they at least were in a position where their bellyaching seemed legit.
o is No above.. lol
"we want equal rights, but don't let the darkies vote" was more like it
"also we don't want to be drafted but we will still call this equal"
"we'll also shame the men that don't want to be drafted either, because it's their duty to go to war" needs to be remembered also ๐
I suppose a soft and approachable method of helping women rebuild gender relations is the only way. Obviously I'm referring to...
WHITE SHARIA!โค โช
That is a sad story... but he is a degenerate.
When did liking anime in general equates to being a weeb
It depends on the type of anime...
Weeb gets super misused and not as a joke
Weeb = weaboo = someone who thinks Japan > their own country
And we need that term. It's important to sort out people who like Seven Samurai or Final Fantasy from people who run around with Naruto headbands and think katanas are good swords
I always figured it was super into anime to a point it might be a bit unhealthy, never considered they would think that Japan is their own country
Are they just cosplaying for events or doing that in every day life?
No, it's non JP Japanese superiority basically
Not that it's their own country, but that it's better
Otaku is the obsessive type
I never really encountered anyone like that whether in life or online
Yeah, I guess Otaku would probably fit better for what I thought a weeb would be.
I have. It's usually broached with the assertion that anime is better than anything coming out of the west
And then the categories stack up
Speaking of which, god I hate the meme that katanas are great swords.
Wouldn't that be a personal prefence? I most western cartoons now a days I don't really find enjoyable. I usually watch anime, if I can find a good or at least a decent one.
Are katanas bad swords then?
Japanese iron was pretty shit, and all of their weapons were made to overcome that limitation.
They work for what they were designed for.
I'm told you need to be trained on how to use a katana, because they are really brittle and break easily.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
lol
Katanas were decent swords not the best ever but they got the job done, the real stand out wasn't the blade but the handle which are very well designed and have great grips.
for using a Katana there is a specific technique since they're slashing swords not stabbing swords, the motion is kind of like a fishing rod
you can't just swing away with them
Katanas are good, but the blacksmith techniques usually pointed to as setting them apart like folded steel existed elsewhere. Ironically, the Japanese learned how to make guns from Portuguese traders fairly early on and actually made very good guns but they ended up destroying them all because the Samurai saw them as a threat to their status
you mean the obvious copypasta?
Hey all..
Just added this channel to my Discord. Any Canadians out there?
which province my dude?
I'm the french canadian that called in 2 weeks ago
Thanks for Bernier, filthy Quebecker :)
ontario here
I'm from Oregon USA. ๐ถ
S'cuse me eh, this is leaf roll call
Damn canuckle heads
Fucking frost backs
We're not taking Bieber back btw. He's yours for good
In return we can try to rehab Jim Carrey. Dude needs it bad
Lol
Biebs is cool now, he just seems to want do his own thing with his wife no longer in his obnoxious rich kid faze.
what little I've seen of him does seem to portray him as pretty down to earth now
I remember seeing a video of him getting mobbed by paparazzi outside of his house a few years ago
and when he got into his car and was being driven off, one of the paparazzi got hit by the car (it wasn't going fast, so it wasn't particularly bad, but still, probably hurt quite a bit), so he had his driver stop and he got out to personally make sure the guy was ok
and basically called out everyone that was mobbing him for not caring about the guy
is there a reason chat is disabled for the show?
I just got home
oh i guess I'm watching the replay and I missed the show
Welcome to my Wednesdays
So, with today's technology, Dan Crenshaw could very easily get a prosthetic eye, but he chooses the eyepatch...
He has to be doing that for the look, right?
Dude. Why not
I'm with him!
Like, if he didn't have the eye patch, he'd have never got the SNL jokes made about him, and that uped his public profile.
Now, he's almost as famous a Rep as AOC.
It makes him stand out.
Yup
When you've had your eye blown out by an IED, Congress ain't shit...
Also he looks like heโs ready to escape form NYC.
Crenshaw 2024!!!
The power of the eye patch is formidable
I thought 2024 was the year of the haley/gowdy campaign
*Dan Crenshaw has entered the chat*
Seriously, it's dudes like him, and the fact that Gen Z is skewing so hard to the right, that keeps me from just giving up hope and jumping into the Yang Bang. Ride that Gib Train right into the collapse.
I donโt want to ride the gib train because Iโd like our country to still produce food in the future for my kids
I don't blame you.
Hey folks it's Jamie from the Joe Rogan show.
Sadly i work night shifts ๐
Kennedy school also has good food ๐ Hope you all have a lot of fun!
Wait I'm late to the party but is this pullthatshitupjamie Jamie for realsies?
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No vc?
checking time
@Blonde in the Belly of the Beast The West Memphis III are 100% guilty. Dont go by the documentaries
Muhammad the Hwhite SUpremacist
this is a POWERFUL assembly
"But... But... there is no way local civilians could fight off a military like the US"
They wouldn't have to, because most of the military would probably side with the civilians, because they are gun owners too.
We keep saying that, but I remain skeptical that the military would be unwilling to drone-strike us like any other asymmetrical force they've fought before
Drone striking your own civilians is giving up the ghost anyway, I have to imagine some will do the striking sure, but also a lot will defect
Most active military personnel know they are bound to the constitution above orders from their command. If command says "screw the 2nd, we're confiscating guns" they are obligated to relieve those officers of command
I'm actually surprised how many sjw types are in the military. I know of several
I think it's about the benefits with them, which I kind of get but I don't trust them with government power
Oh yeah, there's always going to be turds, but there's also likely enough others willing to lock them in those weird bed locker things that it'll be ok
I know a some military personal that mainly come from non seen combat that are xtremely anti 2a (3 marines to be specific)
They constantly drivel out the MSM talk of "why do you need the gun i trained on?" "Any gun that can be converted to full auto should be banned" stupid shit like that
...Tell them to put the crayons down and then hit them with a large green dildo. The green weenie missed those bitches and their range coaches failed all of us
Any 03s saying that sound pretty gay
They must like the bottom bunk bed, if you know what I mean.
@DJ_Anuz
I dunno, ask the Iraqi insurgents, they might have some tips...
@Mandatory Carry or the Vietnamese...
Them too...
Or Switzerland. Who knew having mandatory gun ownership among civilians would cause world powers to leave you alone for not one, but two world wars.
And the other wars before that...
I've finally realized why far left liberals think and act the way they do...
They all have psychosis.
what makes you say that?
Psychosis is characterized as disruptions to a person's thoughts and perceptions that make it difficult for them to recognize what is real and what isn't.
(I'm joking. I don't think they literally have psychosis, but the difficulty to recognize what's real and what isn't is similar)
Haha totally
(careful joking like that, sometimes you'll be critiqued as if you have submitted an academic paper)
*submits joke academic paper*
*gets accepted...*
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