I dont think anybody wants to live in Europe

I know I am trying to escape lol

the US

well I tried to get a student visa two years ago

and the dude at the desk was in a foul mood

it was just after Trump got elected

in the amount of time the dude took to do the girl infront of me, the lady in the next booth did three people

so yeah, I dont have the best track record with the US visa process lol

it would be a good conversation starter.

"So where are you from exactly, or is this a speech impediment?"

microaggressions from micronesia @Shadows 😋

that was such a bad joke it doesnt even qualify for a dad joke. It was like an uncle joke lol

@Deleted User I need to get my own first lol Its not as easy as people make it out to be.

there should be a service specifically for this. Freedom-loving-lovers.com or something. A First & Second amendment supporting people who support traditional marriage and have written a 10 page paper on why government only causes problems only dating website lol

getting into Canadurp is also pretty difficult from what I have been told. A friend of mine had a Canadian wife and kid, they've been together over here for about 10 years and he's still finding it difficult to get a visa to move back there with her and the kid

I do not like any of that.....

what the hell

I'm surprised he didnt just walk off again

that is possibly the best trump troll I have ever seen rofl

it says we have great taste

hahahhahahha

omfg that comment was better than the joke itself

hahaha

I think the British government fucked up by not actively trying to bring it down on their way out

it would have been so simple for them to go around various countries that already dislike the EU, then start poking the ever loving god out of them

it is, but I am impatient. haha.

*insert joke about letting them win the superbowl here*

Scotland is challenging Canadurp for the "meme nation of 2019" award this year it seems like. First we had "problematic nazi dog" now we have "problematic talking to women and trying to go out with them" videos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-46843880

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl9AGmtu9AA

who would ever possibly have seen that coming

I saw that on gab yesterday

I hate it

it was a full on bush as well

whats amazing @Bowman151 is if it was a normal person doing that with a normal child, there would be hell to pay (and rightfully so)

what on earth are the parents thinking

Yes he is I believe

then no he isnt. 😦 Though this opens him up for me lol

we were born at the same hospital a few years apart so there is an irony to this rofl

at least Stephen would have lots of lube from Jimmy's god damn crying lol

racist 😋

much better hahahha

make him slap himself then question him about black on white violence lol

I didnt know he was such an old man

I thought he was 83 or something around there

So what you're saying is.....do smack, live forever?

now I understand all the negative propaganda by the deep state. They dont want us to know their evil, demonic-vampiric ways. Alex Jones was onto this and thats why they took him out

`In a TV programme, the pioneer in DNA studies made a reference to a view that genes cause a difference on average between blacks and whites on IQ tests. Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory said the 90-year-old scientist's remarks were "unsubstantiated and reckless".`

Isnt the IQ differences between races well established (albeit uncomfortable) science?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46856779

https://www.bookstr.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/Screen%20Shot%202017-10-11%20at%2012.07.10%20PM.png

hell yeah brother

lol

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/83/63/62836393c9c8cb7783adf9b0ae3c7506.png

I hate that this even exists.

mainly love after beautiful things like that

you just want to contribute to global warming more

hahah

Collapsatarian sounds better to me

further proof An-Cap is the best system

but if you have a glass eye, do you not basically have two eyes? You are a 1.5 eyer at least thereby you cannot claim protected PWOE status

but you get 0.5 points for style @Psychlops924

damn those goths

welding looks fun. I've wanted to do it for a while now

that sounds like great fun to me 😄

so what you're saying is Dan Crenshaw has good meme taste? I like him more now

Strange, strange boy

out of the blue at that

apparently so

What do we reckon their names are?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-46867001

"Here’s how you know you’re on the wrong side of an issue: you’re making kids cry at the library"

And here I was thinking the answer would be "anything that makes you look like a podophile"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-46862566

gender-neutrality boys and girls....not even once

reverse traps are basically anti-traps

hahaha

he was smart not to say something like "I dont know who that is". Even though its a baldface lie, it would just add fuel to her fire. This way he gets to shit on her from up on high without giving her any comback lol

yeah you've gotta stand up for yourself

I feel sorry for the poor bastard to be raised in an environment where it is even acceptable to be so weak and pathetic

I dont think she consumes human food at all

she was certainly very surprised that her husband was in her kitchen

He was probably Hitler in a previous life and this was just karma

I hope to god he's a Mormon so he can at least put a sheet between eachother

fucking Matt paused the video on that zoomed in closeup of her sucking the bottle off.....I cant get it out of my head and I hate it so, so, so much lol

does she even have children?

that are her own****

I wouldnt put it past her to have bought some children from a Romanian orphanage years ago knowing they'd be useful eventually

"and this here is my human child. He is a small male, what some would call a "baby boy", and his name is Arthur Geoffrey Warren. Isnt that fun. Its been nice having you all here today, thank you for joining me in the kitchen for this announcement" Warren, upon introducing her child to the Husband.

that is a perfectly fair point

I believe they were caught saying "Ahalla hu footrub" yes 😋

hahaha

princess and the pea 2.0

I dont shave, but if I did I would be tempted by a old school safety razor personally. much cheaper on the blades long term apparently, plus you dont have to support crap like this

I also havent used a razor in years (besides razorfist) so it might cut me down to the bone haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLrPJdd4708&feature=youtu.be

this is what happens when "Men Going their own way" and actual misogyny meet.

This man hates women so much he wont even cook his god damn food

The Nicolas Cage one is so weird. I don't believe it is actually Marilyn Manson lol

@Deleted User It was a joke that came to me when I was talking to a friend about that video. She sent me this weird video of a dude eating raw meat yesterday, but somehow that Danish guy tops him by a freaking mile. The 8 month old pot of meat mush might have done it. lol

I tried and it wasnt funny to me, just weird

no no @Deleted User , you have no idea. the man sits in a public park chewing on a stick of butter and eating meat. Yet somehow that isnt the weirdest part of the park segment.

I am not enough of a galaxy brain to understand this raw meat stuff

no, but he did have raw milk