Their product design is beautiful

Sup, dudes.

the memes will decide your fate, Chancellor Dankatine!

I am the memes!

😄

You know what? Memes could be a good source for historians of tbe future.

Think about it.

memes are already a good source of history

oh I changed to light mode and I can see the names now

heresy!

you don't change to light mode!

>light mode

the names are near invisible on normal mode

i know

donate to tim and you become colored 😉

i just bought a £300k flat... i aint got no money bi-atch

Light mode...

I got today off work so.I am just happy that I am sitting down :/

Random question: By the end of 2020, how many words are going to be on the list of "dog whistles"?

8.4

9.2

thats just madness!

I accounted for inflation

inflation is heresy!

What? Inflation is the opposite of recession 😛

Is dog whistle a dog whistle?

recession is way off

dog whistle is not a dog whistle

we havent even started the wage growth before the boom yet

^

it goes wage growth, boom, inflation, recession

Honestly, I hope the boom happens soon.

*clarifies* economic boom

well i hope the wage growth and inflation happens soon.. id like to kick out this mortgage

Either boom is a win tbh

Job sucks

But the pay is good

The actual work, the people or both?

The customers...

People lose all reading ability and motor function when going into a supermarket

It is insane to watch.

Just imagine they're all in their underwear trying to dance to disney songs

are you in the UK?

Dude, I see Walmartians every day. You want to mentally scar me?

Nah, USA.

Currently hungover

ah ok.. in the UK you go into the supermarket and pick up a scanner.... walk around picking your stuff scan it, and put it straight into your bag... then on your way out you just put the scanner back and pay with your credit card.. all pretty quick and efficient

How many scanners disappear each day?

4

dunno.. none as far as I know... they are probably tracked

Supermarket secret scanner retrieval force

I heard in the US they like... swipe the credit card along a magnetic thing or something?

like you dont have chip n pin yet?

have both

Nah, literally self checkout maintainence here. I get paid to watch people and fix dumb mistakes.

I vaguely remember they did something similar here like... 30-odd years ago but phased them out almost instantly

It is just the general stupidity of people that kills me.

remember, only 2 things are infinite,

The Universe,
And Human stupidity

And we're not sure on the first one

and now it looks like we're phasing out chip n pin

Flat universe theory shall become a meme.

it will spawn flat memes

cos al debit cards have had wireless on them for a last few years

Google's been trying to push an app. It's not been as well received as hoped

(for paying stuff)

I dont think we'll move completely to an app yet.. there are still a lot of old ppl with old big phones with huge number buttons on them

I think people are starting to not want to let google do everything for them

but speaking of apps... someone high in the banking industry was talking about some app theyre trying to push

some kind of all in one app that all banks can use

so all banking is done in one place

knowing how some banks work... that's just asking for it

which to me sounds kinda silly... but they sound like they really want to push it and incetivise it

ah yes, ye olde hack it once and you're done for kind of app

trying to think of what he called it now... but most of the major banks are into it

its like ... open bank... or something like that... maybe not that.. but something like it

onebank maybe

i imagine theyll push it as... dont worry about being hacked cos we'll cover everything with insurance

can we crowdfund a thinner lighter summer beanie for tim 😛

How much more would it cost to make it neon green and hot pink?

He's a journalist, not a space beacon

terry gilliam is a black lesbian now https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1014556947671060481

I cant wait for 2020 when the Dem Canidate wants to abolish ICE, make hate speech laws, and give everyone a job through the government. Trump is just gonna make fun of them and win again. They could so easily win.

Trump/Jones 2020... (Fuck Pence)

literally just put up anyone who doesn't have insane, authoritarian, self-destructive ideas and boom, easy election

^

Bernie would've won. I'm saying that as someone who dislikes him

yeah he probably would've

Jones? And i agree, he probably would of.

"would of" 👀

Alex. Was joke

@Tohob would have lololol @Gorgeth

some interesting comments on that article

Fuck your grammar

@Gorgeth REE

Bernie would've lost i think, due to the electorial college and capitalism

@Dr.Wol I don't know

also Pence is insurance,

Nobody wants pence in charge, so the Reps will wanna keep Trump, and Dems won't try to off him

not to mention Pence is a snake who's got friends in congress etc

@kekistansupreme Well, we'll never know now, so we'll just have to stick to what we think would happen 😉

Would have Alex Jones as vp just to fuck with people

Kanye West as vp!

he'll get the black card

and then the two leaders of the country both share dragon energy

If we get trump again, I am down for Alex Jones being VP. I want him in Press Briefings yelling about Globalists.

Holy shit that would be epic

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you know I would honestly love to see a tim pool report on antifa furries, and neo nazi furries I don't think he'd be able to contain his laughter to be honest

oh lawd

neo nazi furries

i seen the pics on /k/

its...to die for

I got pretty far right a long time ago

but one of my exes was a beautiful ,lovely little ninetail communist

we didn't care about politics just relaxing and love

but aaah that was a long time ago

Im a monarchist, which is hated by everyone <:3

lol

one of my best friends is a monarchist

I heard that the title 13 thing was voted down.

I thought it would be good news.

But they probably gonna just reword it.

extranational protections for the internet are needed

stop the US and EU from trying to fuck up the internet, and shove a wrench into the great firewall of china

At least china isnt trying to ruin it for everyone

well, in a sense they never really could, the main problem with the EU and US (and canada) is that they share the english internet, and china only really controls and has access to the chinese internet

Yes they are, but they are doing it by exporting hackers

Ah in that case yes

if china was a free, english speaking country and they instituted their internet laws tomorrow, it would do massive damage to the internet

but the laws going up in the earlier days of the net and only really affecting chinese websites, the damage was almost entirely contained

I have a conspiracy that the US intelligent agency is trying to keep China communist because their policy is horribly inefficient, and they don't want a rival who has Taiwan's level of development but the size and resources of mainland China

~~"conspiracy"~~

Lel the truth is there is crazy fast technological development in china

There is reason why donald put tariff exactly on this sector

Also, their disregard of intellectual property

Well i think they steal less nowadays

But yeah nobody gives a fuck about patent rights over there

I would hope that China would stride to better themselves...so they would stop stealing OUR SHIT

Thats kinda their thing. One thing they have is their industrial prowess.

If some American start up makes their first prototype. SOme chinese buisnessman is already putting together the machine to make it.

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Its commie mentality

You westerners dont understand

We used to have saying during comie era

Who does not steal, steal from his own family

Ie somebody else will steal it and his family will be better off then yours

Thats why they will agresively pursue any possible western inovation

I just hope China will become developed enough so they have stuff worth stealing for ourselves

There is good reason for a trade war; but also reasons not to

it is not a trade “war” . its how we shouldve always pursued trading. open or free trading is literally insane when youre the most “powerful” nation on earth. countries abused the US for decades now. we joke about products made in taiwan china or mexico like its a shitty product.... BECAUSE it typically is/was. we need to keep tariffs on all countries no matter what. american goods are better, we need to have a reality check when it comes to our common appliances and products. lol if you want something made from china you should have to go to china to buy it. i have no idea where we wrong. we have enough people to make products but americans are cheap and anti minimalist

if anyone is interested in a good WWII documentary and have Netflix, check out "1945: The Savage Peace." Its about how Europe basically ethnically cleansed the remaining Germans after the war. The irony is palpable but still a great watch.

To be fair, the germans have a habit of trying to destroy europe

like right now for instance

I blame Prussian autism

That is fair, but for the rest of Europe to do the same thing as the Nazis and not get stigmatized for it is pretty funny if you ask me. Its almost like that was just the way the world was and no culture was any more "evil" than any other.

also fuckin Ken Burns' Vietnam is finally a thing, and its on Netflix too. Very awesome.

I see the tariffs as being relatively benign. The tariffs on incoming goods will likely create a market within the United States. Tariffs on outgoing goods aren't nearly as concerning, either. And ultimately, mutually beneficial trade deals can be negotiated. The entire thing looks like a win-win for the US, generally, when the goal is to spend more U.S. dollars inside the actual U.S.

The more money you spend within the United States, the better it is for the United States. Imported goods are exported money.

Someone asks about Tim Pool's server. Where or how do I get a link to share/invite?

hey

link here

https://discord.gg/fEHem77

Thank you

@missdanger prussian autism..... they were the strongest nation on earth. led by a drug addict. the fact they were stopped is an absolute miracle. autistics could not do what they did. we barely beat them. and they were using a quarter of their armies lol autism no no no. pure professional soldierism

It was high functioning autism. They were good at waging war but didn't know when to stop.

Central Europe is very resource poor. Prussian/german strategic doctrine focused on bloody but short wars. They were incapable of sustaining any long term conflict.

As Central European I feel offended but can't really dispute you..

German officer Corp is rightfully renowned but they lack long term economic insight. They can make the best battle plan and great soldiers but without grains to feed their men or oil to fuel their tanks, they cannot last.

Early in the war. Hitler made a lot of 'great' decisions. Annexation of Austria and Czechoslovakia dramatically increased Germany's military industrial capacity and stockpile. His insistent on going balls deep into France through Belgium against the advice of his generals worked out.

By balls deep, i mean, going in with their army not fully prepared in the hope's that the Belgians and French were even less ready.

hey, whats up, everybuddy!

tldr declaring war on MULTIPLE world powers TWICE is/was retarded

Hello poptart

talking history lol

Can I lick you

What flavor

heh, i was born to be licked

its a mystery box

filled with all sorts of flavors

organic 😉

Oh I'm gonna fill you up with a whole new flavor

.....its dragon fruit, its really delicious

lol mmmmm 😛 such energy!

i was just reading your history stuff

history, great stories

i want try my own dragonfruity flavors soon, however 😛

altho poptarts flaves best to be shared

homemade variety.......

lol reading this board... you guys are hilarious. looks like i came to the right place

good lord, find a room you two

<:3

Gnight yall

night

nighty nite!

good god! i cant seem to find a single discord channel without running into furries 😹

yea..we need a final solution to the furries question

I'm more of a neko than a furry. Gnight for reals

Wew lad
https://youtu.be/VMb2xafRMxU

@missdanger umm what's neko...

furry light person with cat ears and tail typically

dafuq did i just wake up to 😦

Oooh catgirls?

I love cat girls

well, time to perform exterminatus on Tim's discord,

Sorry Tim, but the Emperor protects!

Every dollar spent in the war on drugs is a dollar not spent genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership.

not furry but I agree with the above

a real man can convince his wamen to become a domestic catgirl

Shivangi how young are you?

i wouldnt do that to a real wamen that would be oppresive

I'm 17

wow

Ok. Ur allowed to not know this

I'll be turning 18 next month though...

Most interweb peeps my age know what a neko is

Umm, I'm mostly internet illiterate lol

Over saturation of internet culture has warped our perception of mainstream modernity

its for the best

Internet was a mistake 😂

I didn't even know what a 4chan was until a week ago

we barely know each other. But you have to listen to me. DO NOT GO TO 4CHAN

I'm never going there again

WHY U DIDNT LISTEN TO ME

thats exactly what the racists want you to believe, 4chan is a nice place 😄

Next time have a guide

I went to /b/

And there was a Loli thread

anyone remember when /b/ was good? 😉

Of course you did

I went into the thread

/b/ was never good

There was umm ... Cheese pizza

That's normal

On /b/

/b/ was never good, but it used to be fun

I hope u learn your lesson

Dont worry the FBI party van want come for you

4chan is a great place to observe from a distance.

like, screenshots of 4chan threads posted on other websites kind of distance

look, y'all giving 4chan a bad name,

If Captain Kirk frequents 4chan, it can't be bad 😂

but 4chan is not just /b/ and we talking /b/ or not ?

we're talking all of 4chan

Literally any other board is better than /b/

most boards are pretty mild

time for /pol/

/b/ is definitely the most famous part of 4chan, as hard as /pol/ tries

but a lot of it is comparatively tame

well /b/ is the old pol