Message from @Nine

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2018-07-05 21:53:30 UTC  

dunno.. none as far as I know... they are probably tracked

2018-07-05 21:53:56 UTC  

Supermarket secret scanner retrieval force

2018-07-05 21:54:06 UTC  

I heard in the US they like... swipe the credit card along a magnetic thing or something?

2018-07-05 21:54:16 UTC  

like you dont have chip n pin yet?

2018-07-05 21:54:21 UTC  

have both

2018-07-05 21:54:27 UTC  

Nah, literally self checkout maintainence here. I get paid to watch people and fix dumb mistakes.

2018-07-05 21:54:50 UTC  

I vaguely remember they did something similar here like... 30-odd years ago but phased them out almost instantly

2018-07-05 21:55:01 UTC  

It is just the general stupidity of people that kills me.

2018-07-05 21:55:32 UTC  

remember, only 2 things are infinite,

The Universe,
And Human stupidity

And we're not sure on the first one

2018-07-05 21:55:40 UTC  

and now it looks like we're phasing out chip n pin

2018-07-05 21:55:48 UTC  

Flat universe theory shall become a meme.

2018-07-05 21:56:05 UTC  

it will spawn flat memes

2018-07-05 21:56:06 UTC  

cos al debit cards have had wireless on them for a last few years

2018-07-05 21:56:42 UTC  

Google's been trying to push an app. It's not been as well received as hoped

2018-07-05 21:56:58 UTC  

(for paying stuff)

2018-07-05 21:57:38 UTC  

I dont think we'll move completely to an app yet.. there are still a lot of old ppl with old big phones with huge number buttons on them

2018-07-05 21:58:10 UTC  

I think people are starting to not want to let google do everything for them

2018-07-05 21:58:20 UTC  

but speaking of apps... someone high in the banking industry was talking about some app theyre trying to push

2018-07-05 21:58:37 UTC  

some kind of all in one app that all banks can use

2018-07-05 21:58:47 UTC  

so all banking is done in one place

2018-07-05 21:59:04 UTC  

knowing how some banks work... that's just asking for it

2018-07-05 21:59:09 UTC  

which to me sounds kinda silly... but they sound like they really want to push it and incetivise it

2018-07-05 21:59:21 UTC  

ah yes, ye olde hack it once and you're done for kind of app

2018-07-05 21:59:35 UTC  

trying to think of what he called it now... but most of the major banks are into it

2018-07-05 21:59:55 UTC  

its like ... open bank... or something like that... maybe not that.. but something like it

2018-07-05 22:00:05 UTC  

onebank maybe

2018-07-05 22:01:04 UTC  

i imagine theyll push it as... dont worry about being hacked cos we'll cover everything with insurance

2018-07-05 22:02:27 UTC  

can we crowdfund a thinner lighter summer beanie for tim 😛

2018-07-05 22:03:22 UTC  

How much more would it cost to make it neon green and hot pink?

2018-07-05 22:03:42 UTC  

He's a journalist, not a space beacon

2018-07-05 22:36:15 UTC  
2018-07-05 22:39:35 UTC  

I cant wait for 2020 when the Dem Canidate wants to abolish ICE, make hate speech laws, and give everyone a job through the government. Trump is just gonna make fun of them and win again. They could so easily win.

2018-07-05 22:40:38 UTC  

Trump/Jones 2020... (Fuck Pence)

2018-07-05 22:40:47 UTC  

literally just put up anyone who doesn't have insane, authoritarian, self-destructive ideas and boom, easy election

2018-07-05 22:40:57 UTC  

^

2018-07-05 22:41:37 UTC  

Bernie would've won. I'm saying that as someone who dislikes him

2018-07-05 22:41:53 UTC  

yeah he probably would've

2018-07-05 22:42:04 UTC  

Jones? And i agree, he probably would of.

2018-07-05 22:42:17 UTC  

"would of" 👀

2018-07-05 22:42:19 UTC  

Alex. Was joke

2018-07-05 22:42:35 UTC  

@Tohob would have lololol @Gorgeth