8.4

9.2

thats just madness!

I accounted for inflation

inflation is heresy!

What? Inflation is the opposite of recession 😛

Is dog whistle a dog whistle?

recession is way off

dog whistle is not a dog whistle

we havent even started the wage growth before the boom yet

^

it goes wage growth, boom, inflation, recession

Honestly, I hope the boom happens soon.

*clarifies* economic boom

well i hope the wage growth and inflation happens soon.. id like to kick out this mortgage

Either boom is a win tbh

Job sucks

But the pay is good

The actual work, the people or both?

The customers...

People lose all reading ability and motor function when going into a supermarket

It is insane to watch.

Just imagine they're all in their underwear trying to dance to disney songs

are you in the UK?

Dude, I see Walmartians every day. You want to mentally scar me?

Nah, USA.

Currently hungover

ah ok.. in the UK you go into the supermarket and pick up a scanner.... walk around picking your stuff scan it, and put it straight into your bag... then on your way out you just put the scanner back and pay with your credit card.. all pretty quick and efficient

How many scanners disappear each day?

4

dunno.. none as far as I know... they are probably tracked

Supermarket secret scanner retrieval force

I heard in the US they like... swipe the credit card along a magnetic thing or something?

like you dont have chip n pin yet?

have both

Nah, literally self checkout maintainence here. I get paid to watch people and fix dumb mistakes.

I vaguely remember they did something similar here like... 30-odd years ago but phased them out almost instantly

It is just the general stupidity of people that kills me.

remember, only 2 things are infinite,

The Universe,
And Human stupidity

And we're not sure on the first one

and now it looks like we're phasing out chip n pin

Flat universe theory shall become a meme.

it will spawn flat memes