Dude, I see Walmartians every day. You want to mentally scar me?

Nah, USA.

Currently hungover

ah ok.. in the UK you go into the supermarket and pick up a scanner.... walk around picking your stuff scan it, and put it straight into your bag... then on your way out you just put the scanner back and pay with your credit card.. all pretty quick and efficient

How many scanners disappear each day?

4

dunno.. none as far as I know... they are probably tracked

Supermarket secret scanner retrieval force

I heard in the US they like... swipe the credit card along a magnetic thing or something?

like you dont have chip n pin yet?

have both

Nah, literally self checkout maintainence here. I get paid to watch people and fix dumb mistakes.

I vaguely remember they did something similar here like... 30-odd years ago but phased them out almost instantly

It is just the general stupidity of people that kills me.

remember, only 2 things are infinite,

The Universe,
And Human stupidity

And we're not sure on the first one

and now it looks like we're phasing out chip n pin

Flat universe theory shall become a meme.

it will spawn flat memes

cos al debit cards have had wireless on them for a last few years

Google's been trying to push an app. It's not been as well received as hoped

(for paying stuff)

I dont think we'll move completely to an app yet.. there are still a lot of old ppl with old big phones with huge number buttons on them

I think people are starting to not want to let google do everything for them

but speaking of apps... someone high in the banking industry was talking about some app theyre trying to push

some kind of all in one app that all banks can use

so all banking is done in one place

knowing how some banks work... that's just asking for it

which to me sounds kinda silly... but they sound like they really want to push it and incetivise it

ah yes, ye olde hack it once and you're done for kind of app

trying to think of what he called it now... but most of the major banks are into it

its like ... open bank... or something like that... maybe not that.. but something like it

onebank maybe

i imagine theyll push it as... dont worry about being hacked cos we'll cover everything with insurance

can we crowdfund a thinner lighter summer beanie for tim 😛

How much more would it cost to make it neon green and hot pink?

He's a journalist, not a space beacon

terry gilliam is a black lesbian now https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1014556947671060481

I cant wait for 2020 when the Dem Canidate wants to abolish ICE, make hate speech laws, and give everyone a job through the government. Trump is just gonna make fun of them and win again. They could so easily win.

Trump/Jones 2020... (Fuck Pence)

literally just put up anyone who doesn't have insane, authoritarian, self-destructive ideas and boom, easy election

^

Bernie would've won. I'm saying that as someone who dislikes him