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!agree

2018-07-01 18:50:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

is this the real Tim?

2018-07-01 18:50:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Omigosh *little girl scream intensify*

2018-07-01 18:50:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I love your show

2018-07-01 18:53:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh the phishing trick

2018-07-01 18:53:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not really. Some browsers just post a part of the adress, especially on mobile

2018-07-01 19:16:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Airstrip One can only thrive through homogeneity of thought

2018-07-01 19:16:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

And newspeak

2018-07-01 21:07:38 UTC [Subverse #new-member-alert]  

2018-07-01 21:07:51 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  

!agree

2018-07-02 12:03:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wonder if there were historically any nazi bolsheviks?

2018-07-02 12:04:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hooly crap there *ARE* such peole NAO!

2018-07-02 12:06:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's like someone woke up one morning and thought to themselves: "What if we combine two of the worst historical doctrines into one?" and then actually made it

2018-07-02 16:43:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I finally found a word for what people call memes these days

2018-07-02 16:43:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Caricatures

2018-07-03 18:16:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Joined 3 days ago, browsed all the dank memes.

2018-07-03 18:16:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not sure if acheivement or artism

2018-07-03 18:17:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Fitzydog You mean wrong chat*, maybe?

2018-07-03 18:19:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I was looking for the memes, fam

2018-07-03 18:20:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Because I am done with memes... And now I need some communication, as you call it

2018-07-03 18:20:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My country of origin is ded

2018-07-03 18:20:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Checkmate

2018-07-03 18:20:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nope, I was born in soviets

2018-07-03 18:22:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My mother even got me onto the soviet discount concorde once, but I was too small to form memories. That's a shame

2018-07-03 18:35:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Vuvuzelas are a public nuisance

2018-07-03 18:35:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Concordes at least served some research and testing purposes

2018-07-03 18:42:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

If she didn't have enough guilty conscience to not steal from a charity, I think it is only natural she will use any excuse

2018-07-03 18:43:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"Das racis" works nowadays, so here we go

2018-07-03 18:47:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Why did statistician drown? The lake was 5inch deep on average

2018-07-06 03:47:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I need sleep. It took me 3 tries to not read that sentence as "it makes me wanna trap u"

2018-07-06 03:53:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Vegemite

Corvids are also proven to fashion the tools from observation of other birds of their species

Octopuses* or Octopodes* in plural (since it is from greek)

The study I mentioned before

You'd need to swap some apes around to be sure that it was not a fluke

Ethical concerns may be had

But I would want to know the results

I think she plays violin and it was kind of dubstep-ish mix of her playing

I hallucinate music all my life (my brain picks up random noises and spots a pattern there)

I wanted to find out a song that was playing (hard rock), turned out it was a rattly fridge...

Sometimes my musical hallucinations disappoint me

At least I am aware that it is a pattern recognition gone awry in my brain, and not a divine music or some stuff like that

Human meat causes prion disease

For humans*

I.e. cannibalism for homo sapiens ends up bad

Nnnnope

Heresy

You can develop resistance to pretty much everything

What does not kill you right away makes you resistant to it

Vice had some interesting documentaries were good, yes

This stuff

"Devil's Breath is derived from the flower of the β€œborrachero” shrub, common in the South American country of Colombia. The seeds, when powdered and extracted via a chemical process, contain a chemical similar to scopolamine called β€œburandanga”."

> 200 years old USA

> 500 y.o. CIA

Makes sense

I already posted that

> wikitrusted

Soviet spies

Just look at all the stuff they blatantly copied from the west

> THE MAN. THE LEGEND!

Fun fact: the very name of tanks is derived from the way brits tried to disguise their armoured vehicles - as big water tanks

Disguise did not work, but the name stuck

Wastralya

Traps are not gay

Service guarantees citizenship!

Can we also have a minute of hate for Edison while we are at it

2018-07-06 04:45:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

There can be never too much anime

2018-07-06 04:46:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How about growing thicker skin to jokes?

2018-07-06 04:46:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It is a common internet meme about people with anime avatars

2018-07-06 04:47:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Light blue?

2018-07-06 04:47:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Isn't that the bot colour?

oof

2018-07-06 04:50:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So?

2018-07-06 04:51:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

lol [male[male[male[male[male]]]]]

2018-07-06 04:51:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

With anime avatar you can never know...

2018-07-06 04:52:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'd argue bi is more joy

2018-07-06 04:53:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Screencapped

2018-07-06 04:56:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'll skip the abs exercise today, I had enough just now

2018-07-06 04:57:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Traps ain't gay, m'dude

2018-07-06 04:57:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

No, not gay if you didn't see the peepee

2018-07-06 04:58:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh cmon, you just are jealous that you can't pull off a convincing trap

2018-07-06 05:01:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I did not mean it to sound like that, I meant in general

2018-07-06 05:01:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wish i could pull oof a convincing trap

2018-07-06 05:02:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah, that's just "curious"

2018-07-06 05:02:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am buff, that's the issue

2018-07-06 05:03:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Clean up yer room, Lobsta!

2018-07-06 05:05:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

GBut what if... only plebs can git gud

2018-07-06 05:05:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oof

2018-07-06 05:06:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

XD

2018-07-06 05:06:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Now you are just being mean

2018-07-06 05:06:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hey, shaking burns calories

2018-07-06 05:09:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You can justify anything with a current year

2018-07-06 05:10:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The big question is: do the brits have a license for current year though

Do you geniunely hate anime or rather you hate the artism spam from anime avatars?

Genuine question

Yeah, the pattern repeats itself in a lot of anime

2018-07-06 05:15:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He just got bullied for his animu avatar

2018-07-06 05:16:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

oh, yeah I forgot some people are sarcasm impaired

2018-07-06 05:17:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Does that look fragile to you?

2018-07-06 05:17:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah, that is not karate

2018-07-06 05:18:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Ok, got it, no kicking your autism

2018-07-06 05:18:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Actually it was tae-kwon-do

2018-07-06 05:18:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Useless "martial art"

2018-07-06 05:18:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

More like martial ballet if you ask me

2018-07-06 05:19:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

But hey, workout is workout, I ain't complaining

2018-07-06 05:20:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just make sure you know safety-fu to your gun-fu

2018-07-06 05:20:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh sure tae-kwon looks awesome

2018-07-06 05:20:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's just not practical

2018-07-06 05:21:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

MMA, BJJ, SamBo, Krav Maga, Judo are the bee's knees in my subjective opinion

2018-07-06 05:22:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

In the street awareness and fast legs are the best martial art

2018-07-06 05:22:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

No -jutsu will save you from a street gang

2018-07-06 05:24:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Martial art will give you self-confidence and a good body physique, which in turn will make possible assailants skip your confident ass and move on to a victim that looks weaker

2018-07-06 05:24:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Which martial art does it? any

2018-07-06 05:25:39 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am in the merkelland, CCW verboten

2018-07-06 05:26:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

XD

2018-07-06 05:26:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I genuinely wish EU had US-like gun laws

2018-07-06 05:26:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Or at the very least Swiss-like

2018-07-06 05:28:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My italian friends tell me interesting stories about italian mafia fighting african mafia in open seas

2018-07-06 05:28:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You mean .60 cal?

2018-07-06 05:30:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Are airsoft "guns" allowed in UK?

2018-07-06 05:31:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So you can hunt that baloon baby!

2018-07-06 05:31:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I know I would

2018-07-06 05:34:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I do want to move to Chekia, actually

Damn, can't find a meme about the zombie apocalypsis

It was a chat screenshot where OP pondered if there would be zombie advocacy groups in an apocalypsis

And then someone responded "but what if they are your relatives"

2018-07-06 05:40:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

This is how a true diversity of fetishes looks like!

2018-07-06 05:41:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well, you can't know, maybe he throws hands into the garbage disposal every day. Don't judge, before you dodge.

See ya

Hue he spelled my name correctly!

U can be pronounced three ways in english (because why make it simple?)

I do have a mic

It just cutts off, because fridge shorted it with a surge spike

2018-07-06 05:48:09 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Someone asks about Tim Pool's server. Where or how do I get a link to share/invite?

lol what was that?

2018-07-06 05:50:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am glad my country was a small empire once

2018-07-06 05:50:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It is not Germany... Lithuania

2018-07-06 05:52:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Damn reptilians/aliens/ai/time_travellers, why you no show yourself?

2018-07-06 05:53:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How much of a jew you need to be to shapeshift?

2018-07-06 05:53:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

In percentages pkls

2018-07-06 05:54:57 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Thank you

2018-07-06 05:56:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hitled had some measure of jewish ancestry, the only debate is how much

2018-07-06 05:56:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Could be

2018-07-06 05:57:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I mean, gulag comissars were almost all jews in the soviets, and they gulag'd a lot of soviet jews

2018-07-06 05:57:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nothing new under the sun I guess

My friend that lived in Austin moved out of there because the crimes got more and more blatant

People were breaking his door open while he was home and visible to the burglars...

You sound now like him XD

He used to tell me about blacks that would carry pants stuffed with shoplifted stuff, and when caught cry that it was racist somehow

He worked as a cashier at some small shop owned by a family

Shoplifting really hurt them

What is dumb in my opinion: they would get so much more if they asked for a small job at that shop

Shoplifting is a net loss for all involved

Especially in US, where you face serious time for petty crimes

I shoplifted only once, and it was for the thrill of it

It was a $3 scarf

And the most embarrassing part was that I met a girl from the security of that same shop, and she told me following: "we allow rich customers to steal cheap stuff... they drop $800 in one go anyway, it is not worth it"

She literally let me nick that scarf

And I thought I was master genius

2018-07-06 06:10:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Commies infiltrated western universities

2018-07-06 06:10:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

They may still try again

2018-07-06 06:10:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

effect*

2018-07-06 06:11:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Although affect kinda fits too

I guess there was coloured clay in that dirt

2018-07-06 06:14:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I know a german who's ancestors got into a conzentration camp because they were french-german

2018-07-06 06:15:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Germany actually planned to come and help Tsar fight off the reds, but reds won too fast

2018-07-06 06:16:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yes, that was part of the same plan

2018-07-06 06:16:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Fund various anti-state groups, then help fight them and gain an ally

2018-07-06 06:17:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Only it went awfully wrong that

2018-07-06 06:17:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Stalin was paranoid

2018-07-06 06:17:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

he was not pro anything

2018-07-06 06:17:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

2 years

Weirdo 100%

2018-07-06 06:19:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Non-aggression pact does not mean stalin trusted anyone

2018-07-06 06:19:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He was incapable of trust

2018-07-06 06:19:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just as a human

2018-07-06 06:21:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Taiwan of course

2018-07-06 06:21:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Manchzhuria used to be a mongolian subserviance thing

2018-07-06 06:22:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Chinese, but they paid mongolia to not invade

2018-07-06 07:54:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Game journalism is a joke

2018-07-06 08:28:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Especially a redpilled chad

2018-07-06 08:29:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

INLOG

2018-07-06 08:29:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Abbreviation of it sounds funny

2018-07-06 08:30:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

> inb4 inlog is the new incel

2018-07-06 08:32:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

i somehow doubt that people are here just to be liked

2018-07-06 08:32:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

There are MLP cancer chats for that

2018-07-06 08:35:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Remember to do your morning exercise: swallow your sausages whole

2018-07-06 08:36:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

But can you?

2018-07-06 08:36:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

no ur motherland

2018-07-06 08:41:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Das racis

I don't think MGTOW is relevant here. More like - avoid California.

2018-07-07 02:49:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sweet sweet petty squabbles

2018-07-07 02:53:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Here we go

2018-07-07 02:53:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Not gay if you didn't blew the cover

2018-07-07 03:32:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Who cares, buttholes are all the same

2018-07-08 12:48:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's only a punishment if he does not have sadistic pleasure tendencies secretly though

2018-07-08 12:49:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Also: prohibitions never work

2018-07-08 13:05:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Left can't meme

2018-07-08 13:05:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

What's new?

2018-07-08 13:06:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Deleted User Bans only make a substance go to black market, have a ridiculous markup and makes mafia rich. People are still getting and abusing substance, but now they are also punished for that.

2018-07-08 13:07:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Compare that to a strict regulation: mafia does not get rich because you can buy it legally and relatively cheap. You don't have people punished for petty and meaningless things, and you get tax revenue from its circulation

2018-07-08 13:08:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

State can also regulate the substance into oblivion, so it is extremely hard to obtain with all the red tape

Lies. Russians can't afford salt.

2018-07-08 13:36:15 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Umbrella man to the rescue! He will call people names till they will get ashamed and improve.

2018-07-08 14:14:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

People think I am from UK because of my name *sad pepe*

2018-07-08 14:17:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@HungBunny Earth is flat and bleach tastes like orange juice

2018-07-08 14:18:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sooo you only ingest liquid food now?

2018-07-08 14:18:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

XD

2018-07-08 14:19:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I remember when I tasted soap as like 4y.o. because it smelled like something edible and sweet

2018-07-08 14:20:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

> learning it the mannly way, the hard way

2018-07-08 14:20:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

True that

2018-07-08 14:21:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I always try to say something nice to cashiers to brighten up their day

2018-07-08 14:21:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I would not want that job for myself

2018-07-08 14:22:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Bad lobster!

2018-07-08 18:10:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh noh anti-gun peoples are unhappy at someone

2018-07-09 21:50:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

For soylent production people ARE all the same

2018-07-09 21:51:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How very dare you Hobo! We need to level all to the common denominator!

2018-07-10 00:05:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Gay murrs are indeed the most oppressed group of all

2018-07-10 00:33:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Political winter is comming.

2018-07-10 00:34:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Feels like autumn with all the leaf tbh

2018-07-12 13:12:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Wasn't there an article about "maps are racist"?

2018-07-12 13:12:41 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Because of "muh colon ialisms"

2018-07-12 13:13:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

lol what a freudianesque typo there

2018-07-12 13:13:51 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I will leave it though

2018-07-12 13:14:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I do not think empires were one-sidedly evil

2018-07-12 13:15:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Many of them forstered science, enlightenment and stopped small petty wars for vast regions of land for a while

2018-07-12 13:15:23 UTC [Subverse #general]  

That's a net good IMO

2018-07-12 13:16:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Also: cultures will mix. And some culture will subdue another, just because *hΓ€shtΓ€g* cultures are not equal

2018-07-12 13:16:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Yes, I agree @Deleted User

2018-07-12 13:17:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Good point

2018-07-12 13:17:25 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It is similar to the "guns kill people" argument

2018-07-12 13:17:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Tools are tools, they are amoral. But the way ONE uses them is subject to moral judgement

2018-07-12 13:18:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Corporations become a bit psychopathic from a certain size, so maybe limiting the size could do them a favour

2018-07-12 13:19:14 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Spreading responsibility thin does not do anyone favours

2018-07-12 13:19:41 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I tend to be sarcastic, sorry

2018-07-12 13:20:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

What I found disturbing is that the "left" seems to be a willing puppet of the corporations

2018-07-12 13:20:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  

A "gescheite Hans" puppet none the less

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