and he circles the sun

Yea lol

gotta grant them though

They just change the lore

modern religions just kill the people who ask questions

It's another reason why i like hinduism

"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"

Questions are encouraged

XD

some strong stuff hahah

good hash

There's a story where an entire village decides no to pray to indra, the king of gods

king of god?

"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"

and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from

Indra gets angry af

Brings down a giant thunderstorm

The villages take banana leaves

hide in the mountains, sheltering the cows

And survive it

bananarama

And in return, all their land is made fertile

seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining

because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones

bunch a prudes the monotheists

then again, most dictators are kind of prudish

bunch of spoiled children with too much power

Well in our case The mughals happened

Arab invaders

besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy

they're like smartphones


Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?

Well lets compress it to one form

This is the boar avatar

Varaha

Also this is far from the most retarded origins

Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking

Why would i be offended?

I'm an atheist

This stuff is hilarious

But you know what is more hilarious?

a Hindi Atheist? 🤔

How they explained why the gods are immortal

god-juice!

I'm an atheist dude

Not a hindu

🤔 mhhhhm

I don't believe in this shit

Just study it cos it's interesting

God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏

Well

Get your cocoa

Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal

so they both went to the god of medicine

People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.

Dhanvantari

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine

And he said "You have to churn the ocean"

you ever been stoned Grenade?

Churn the Ocean like fine butter?

"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"

So the demons break off a mountain

and place it in the ocean

and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man

damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7

turns into a giant turtle

and the mountain is placed on him

and they churn the ocean

Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it

so Vishnu turns himself into a naked woman

and steals it from them

gives it to the gods

😵

i have not been stoned

then let me tell you, being stoned

but thats because i absolutely hate the feeling of not being 110% control over my actions

is fking weird 😛

i don't like being drunk either

Oh and they do the churning with a giant snake

wrapped around the mountain

being stoned is nothing like being drunk

also TV/movie representations of being stoned are all fake

Now I want you to keep in mind

There are people

i have plenty of friends who have smoked you name it

serious people

Who believe this shit is actual history

i know what it looks like

and they are fun as fuck to talk to

because you will just laugh for days at the shit coming out of their mouth

@Dr.Wol Actually imo there's a movie that shows being stoned in a very good way

it's called Smiley

it's hilarious

"You know what I like, Cats. Cats? Orange cats! ooh Garfield. Lasagna. He's really cool. You know who else is cool? PRESIDENT garfield! Maybe I should keep a plate of lasagna, and when people ask me why, I'm gonna tell them President Garfield."

-Actual quote from the movie

thats not being stoned at all!

Nah, nah

Watch it

it's hilarious

LOL yeah im not like that when im stoned

i can imagine some dumbies sayinng that when baked tho

true, baked people lost their minds

my experience when i was stoned out of my eyeballs :D

i didn't register anything outside of my peripheral vision

lol me i like doing shit when i m stoned