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XD
some strong stuff hahah
good hash
There's a story where an entire village decides no to pray to indra, the king of gods
king of god?
"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"
and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from
Indra gets angry af
Brings down a giant thunderstorm
The villages take banana leaves
hide in the mountains, sheltering the cows
And survive it
bananarama
And in return, all their land is made fertile
seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining
because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones
bunch a prudes the monotheists
then again, most dictators are kind of prudish
bunch of spoiled children with too much power
Well in our case The mughals happened
besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy
they're like smartphones
Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?
Well lets compress it to one form
This is the boar avatar
Varaha
Also this is far from the most retarded origins
Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking
Why would i be offended?
I'm an atheist
This stuff is hilarious
But you know what is more hilarious?
a Hindi Atheist? 🤔
How they explained why the gods are immortal
god-juice!
I'm an atheist dude
Not a hindu
🤔 mhhhhm
I don't believe in this shit
Just study it cos it's interesting
God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏
Well
Get your cocoa