Eyy

It's brahm

BITCH THATS NOT A DUCK

THAT A CRANE

It's a swan

............... i think

It's a swan

ok

same animal

Its a water-chicken

He normally sits on a lotus

needs to be a BLACK swan

But uses the swan to travel

@JULZIFICATOR Dude no one cares

He's not supposed to have temples

LOL i know hahaha

that no one cares

No one's gonna care if he's black, since no one worships him

Literally

He just exists

And no one cares

It's the saddest god

Sheogorath is the saddest god

XD sheogorath is the BEST GOD

I think hinduism is the only religion where the creator isn't supposed to have temples, and the destructor is worshipped

sounds pretty pro revolutionary if u ask me

Oh btw the destructor literally destroys the world if he's angry

By dancing

tell shiva to stop dancing!

He literally takes out a small drum

LOL wow that sounds like the SJWs goals in a nutshell

And dances

does he also scream helplessly at the sky?

Oh you know that elephant god

Ganesh

ahh yes

the god of fortune 😉

Ganesh is Shiva's son

You know why he's got an elephant head?

Shiv's wife, went to take a bath

https://youtu.be/qR28AVY63wU?t=7s

And to guard her, she makes a statue of clay

And brings it to life

It was a small boy

Shiv comes to the bath to see his wife

And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"

Shiv throws his trident at the kid

Cuts his head off

His wife comes out and she's pissed

And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed

And they have to find a new head

and put the elephant head on

And it has to be a new born's

And had to match the kid

XD

So he sends out this bull

A literal giant bull

and the first transspecies was born

And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child

And brings an elephant head

Xd

if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone

Ganesh is my favourite god

He's the indian equivalent of Apollo

nice that sounds pretty sick

Except obese and uses a snake as his belt

Don't ask

hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times

The old sages had a ton of acid man

Tzeentch is still the one true god

that and Khorne

mmm nice good ole acid

as well as the c'tan!

why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?

its like everyone in the past was on like LSD

Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans

Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc

They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove

drugs, got it

and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe

you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu

For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock

With five elements

like the greeks said

i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.

Then the theory of the Brahm was introduced

Brahm being an atom

Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her

So the rishis changed

Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round

i love Zeus. the first fratboy

so they changed it to Earth being a ball

Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun

turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals

So, I shit you not

They changed it to

Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man

and he holds up the earth in his tusks

yep, high as balls