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then again, most dictators are kind of prudish
bunch of spoiled children with too much power
Well in our case The mughals happened
Arab invaders
besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy
they're like smartphones
Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?
Well lets compress it to one form
This is the boar avatar
Varaha
Also this is far from the most retarded origins
Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking
Why would i be offended?
I'm an atheist
This stuff is hilarious
But you know what is more hilarious?
a Hindi Atheist? 🤔
How they explained why the gods are immortal
god-juice!
I'm an atheist dude
Not a hindu
🤔 mhhhhm
I don't believe in this shit
God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏
Well
Get your cocoa
Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal
so they both went to the god of medicine
People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.
Dhanvantari
Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine
And he said "You have to churn the ocean"
you ever been stoned Grenade?
Churn the Ocean like fine butter?
"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"
So the demons break off a mountain
and place it in the ocean
and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man
damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7
turns into a giant turtle
and the mountain is placed on him
and they churn the ocean
Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it