Message from @Dr.Wol

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2018-07-23 13:42:35 UTC  

bananarama

2018-07-23 13:42:37 UTC  

And in return, all their land is made fertile

2018-07-23 13:42:54 UTC  

seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining

2018-07-23 13:43:14 UTC  

because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones

2018-07-23 13:43:30 UTC  

bunch a prudes the monotheists

2018-07-23 13:43:38 UTC  

then again, most dictators are kind of prudish

2018-07-23 13:43:51 UTC  

bunch of spoiled children with too much power

2018-07-23 13:43:57 UTC  

Well in our case The mughals happened

2018-07-23 13:44:02 UTC  

Arab invaders

2018-07-23 13:44:07 UTC  

besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy

they're like smartphones


Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?

Well lets compress it to one form

2018-07-23 13:45:04 UTC  

This is the boar avatar

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/470949475209314314/IMG56a.png

2018-07-23 13:45:05 UTC  

Varaha

2018-07-23 13:45:33 UTC  

Also this is far from the most retarded origins

2018-07-23 13:45:46 UTC  

Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking

2018-07-23 13:45:59 UTC  

Why would i be offended?

2018-07-23 13:46:02 UTC  

I'm an atheist

2018-07-23 13:46:07 UTC  

This stuff is hilarious

2018-07-23 13:46:25 UTC  

But you know what is more hilarious?

2018-07-23 13:46:26 UTC  

a Hindi Atheist? 🤔

2018-07-23 13:46:37 UTC  

How they explained why the gods are immortal

2018-07-23 13:46:46 UTC  

god-juice!

2018-07-23 13:46:48 UTC  

I'm an atheist dude

2018-07-23 13:46:51 UTC  

Not a hindu

2018-07-23 13:46:59 UTC  

🤔 mhhhhm

2018-07-23 13:47:01 UTC  

I don't believe in this shit

2018-07-23 13:47:10 UTC  

Just study it cos it's interesting

2018-07-23 13:47:13 UTC  

God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏

2018-07-23 13:47:17 UTC  

Well

2018-07-23 13:47:24 UTC  

Get your cocoa

2018-07-23 13:47:47 UTC  

Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal

2018-07-23 13:48:00 UTC  

so they both went to the god of medicine

2018-07-23 13:48:07 UTC  

People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.

2018-07-23 13:48:17 UTC  

Dhanvantari

2018-07-23 13:48:19 UTC  

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine

2018-07-23 13:48:40 UTC  

And he said "You have to churn the ocean"

2018-07-23 13:48:47 UTC  

you ever been stoned Grenade?

2018-07-23 13:49:02 UTC  

Churn the Ocean like fine butter?

2018-07-23 13:49:35 UTC  

"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"

2018-07-23 13:49:55 UTC  

So the demons break off a mountain

2018-07-23 13:50:02 UTC  

and place it in the ocean

2018-07-23 13:50:19 UTC  

and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man