Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round

i love Zeus. the first fratboy

so they changed it to Earth being a ball

Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun

turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals

So, I shit you not

They changed it to

Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man

and he holds up the earth in his tusks

yep, high as balls

and he circles the sun

Yea lol

gotta grant them though

They just change the lore

modern religions just kill the people who ask questions

It's another reason why i like hinduism

"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"

Questions are encouraged

XD

some strong stuff hahah

good hash

There's a story where an entire village decides no to pray to indra, the king of gods

king of god?

"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"

and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from

Indra gets angry af

Brings down a giant thunderstorm

The villages take banana leaves

hide in the mountains, sheltering the cows

And survive it

bananarama

And in return, all their land is made fertile

seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining

because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones

bunch a prudes the monotheists

then again, most dictators are kind of prudish

bunch of spoiled children with too much power

Well in our case The mughals happened

Arab invaders

besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy

they're like smartphones


Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?

Well lets compress it to one form

This is the boar avatar

Varaha

Also this is far from the most retarded origins