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2018-07-23 13:46:37 UTC  

How they explained why the gods are immortal

2018-07-23 13:46:46 UTC  

god-juice!

2018-07-23 13:46:48 UTC  

I'm an atheist dude

2018-07-23 13:46:51 UTC  

Not a hindu

2018-07-23 13:46:59 UTC  

🤔 mhhhhm

2018-07-23 13:47:01 UTC  

I don't believe in this shit

2018-07-23 13:47:10 UTC  

Just study it cos it's interesting

2018-07-23 13:47:13 UTC  

God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏

2018-07-23 13:47:17 UTC  

Well

2018-07-23 13:47:24 UTC  

Get your cocoa

2018-07-23 13:47:47 UTC  

Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal

2018-07-23 13:48:00 UTC  

so they both went to the god of medicine

2018-07-23 13:48:07 UTC  

People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.

2018-07-23 13:48:17 UTC  

Dhanvantari

2018-07-23 13:48:19 UTC  

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine

2018-07-23 13:48:40 UTC  

And he said "You have to churn the ocean"

2018-07-23 13:48:47 UTC  

you ever been stoned Grenade?

2018-07-23 13:49:02 UTC  

Churn the Ocean like fine butter?

2018-07-23 13:49:35 UTC  

"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"

2018-07-23 13:49:55 UTC  

So the demons break off a mountain

2018-07-23 13:50:02 UTC  

and place it in the ocean

2018-07-23 13:50:19 UTC  

and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man

2018-07-23 13:50:24 UTC  

damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7

2018-07-23 13:50:26 UTC  

turns into a giant turtle

2018-07-23 13:50:36 UTC  

and the mountain is placed on him

2018-07-23 13:50:47 UTC  

and they churn the ocean

2018-07-23 13:51:15 UTC  

Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it

2018-07-23 13:51:28 UTC  

so Vishnu turns himself into a naked woman

2018-07-23 13:51:34 UTC  

and steals it from them

2018-07-23 13:51:39 UTC  

gives it to the gods

2018-07-23 13:51:53 UTC  

😵

2018-07-23 13:52:06 UTC  

i have not been stoned

2018-07-23 13:52:45 UTC  

then let me tell you, being stoned

2018-07-23 13:52:47 UTC  

but thats because i absolutely hate the feeling of not being 110% control over my actions

2018-07-23 13:52:50 UTC  

is fking weird 😛

2018-07-23 13:52:59 UTC  

i don't like being drunk either

2018-07-23 13:53:02 UTC  

Oh and they do the churning with a giant snake

2018-07-23 13:53:08 UTC  

wrapped around the mountain

2018-07-23 13:53:15 UTC  

being stoned is nothing like being drunk

2018-07-23 13:53:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/470951550131634177/soma-10.png

2018-07-23 13:53:38 UTC  

also TV/movie representations of being stoned are all fake