"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"

and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from

Indra gets angry af

Brings down a giant thunderstorm

The villages take banana leaves

hide in the mountains, sheltering the cows

And survive it

bananarama

And in return, all their land is made fertile

seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining

because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones

bunch a prudes the monotheists

then again, most dictators are kind of prudish

bunch of spoiled children with too much power

Well in our case The mughals happened

Arab invaders

besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy

they're like smartphones


Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?

Well lets compress it to one form

This is the boar avatar

Varaha

Also this is far from the most retarded origins

Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking

Why would i be offended?

I'm an atheist

This stuff is hilarious

But you know what is more hilarious?

a Hindi Atheist? 🤔

How they explained why the gods are immortal

god-juice!

I'm an atheist dude

Not a hindu

🤔 mhhhhm

I don't believe in this shit

Just study it cos it's interesting

God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏

Well

Get your cocoa

Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal

so they both went to the god of medicine

People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.

Dhanvantari

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine