Dhanvantari

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine

And he said "You have to churn the ocean"

you ever been stoned Grenade?

Churn the Ocean like fine butter?

"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"

So the demons break off a mountain

and place it in the ocean

and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man

damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7

turns into a giant turtle

and the mountain is placed on him

and they churn the ocean

Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it

so Vishnu turns himself into a naked woman

and steals it from them

gives it to the gods

😵

i have not been stoned

then let me tell you, being stoned

but thats because i absolutely hate the feeling of not being 110% control over my actions

is fking weird 😛

i don't like being drunk either

Oh and they do the churning with a giant snake

wrapped around the mountain

being stoned is nothing like being drunk

also TV/movie representations of being stoned are all fake

Now I want you to keep in mind

There are people

i have plenty of friends who have smoked you name it

serious people

Who believe this shit is actual history

i know what it looks like

and they are fun as fuck to talk to

because you will just laugh for days at the shit coming out of their mouth

@Dr.Wol Actually imo there's a movie that shows being stoned in a very good way

it's called Smiley

it's hilarious

"You know what I like, Cats. Cats? Orange cats! ooh Garfield. Lasagna. He's really cool. You know who else is cool? PRESIDENT garfield! Maybe I should keep a plate of lasagna, and when people ask me why, I'm gonna tell them President Garfield."

-Actual quote from the movie