Varaha

Also this is far from the most retarded origins

Yeah, that looks like someone on LSD drew it. No offense, if you saw that today and someone said "this is my God now", you'd wonder what they are smoking

Why would i be offended?

I'm an atheist

This stuff is hilarious

But you know what is more hilarious?

a Hindi Atheist? 🤔

How they explained why the gods are immortal

god-juice!

I'm an atheist dude

Not a hindu

🤔 mhhhhm

I don't believe in this shit

Just study it cos it's interesting

God-juice? No that's the Greeks 😏

Well

Get your cocoa

Once both the Gods and the Demons (Asuras) both wanted to become immortal

so they both went to the god of medicine

People knew how to party back in the day. We need to get back to that.

Dhanvantari

Life is so much easier when stoned off your ass I imagine

And he said "You have to churn the ocean"

you ever been stoned Grenade?

Churn the Ocean like fine butter?

"Until you make the Amreeta, which will make you immortal once you drink it"

So the demons break off a mountain

and place it in the ocean

and Vishnu, the guy who was also the boar man

damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7

turns into a giant turtle

and the mountain is placed on him

and they churn the ocean

Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it

so Vishnu turns himself into a naked woman

and steals it from them

gives it to the gods

😵

i have not been stoned

then let me tell you, being stoned