damn those hindus must've been stoned 24/7

turns into a giant turtle

and the mountain is placed on him

and they churn the ocean

Once they have the Amreeta, the asuras steal it

so Vishnu turns himself into a naked woman

and steals it from them

gives it to the gods

😵

i have not been stoned

then let me tell you, being stoned

but thats because i absolutely hate the feeling of not being 110% control over my actions

is fking weird 😛

i don't like being drunk either

Oh and they do the churning with a giant snake

wrapped around the mountain

being stoned is nothing like being drunk

also TV/movie representations of being stoned are all fake

Now I want you to keep in mind

There are people

i have plenty of friends who have smoked you name it

serious people

Who believe this shit is actual history

i know what it looks like

and they are fun as fuck to talk to

because you will just laugh for days at the shit coming out of their mouth

@Dr.Wol Actually imo there's a movie that shows being stoned in a very good way

it's called Smiley

it's hilarious

"You know what I like, Cats. Cats? Orange cats! ooh Garfield. Lasagna. He's really cool. You know who else is cool? PRESIDENT garfield! Maybe I should keep a plate of lasagna, and when people ask me why, I'm gonna tell them President Garfield."

-Actual quote from the movie

thats not being stoned at all!

Nah, nah

Watch it

it's hilarious

LOL yeah im not like that when im stoned

i can imagine some dumbies sayinng that when baked tho

true, baked people lost their minds

my experience when i was stoned out of my eyeballs :D

i didn't register anything outside of my peripheral vision

lol me i like doing shit when i m stoned