Message from @JULZIFICATOR
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Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her
So the rishis changed
Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round
i love Zeus. the first fratboy
so they changed it to Earth being a ball
Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun
turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals
So, I shit you not
They changed it to
Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man
and he holds up the earth in his tusks
yep, high as balls
and he circles the sun
Yea lol
gotta grant them though
They just change the lore
modern religions just kill the people who ask questions
It's another reason why i like hinduism
"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"
Questions are encouraged
XD
some strong stuff hahah
There's a story where an entire village decides no to pray to indra, the king of gods
king of god?
"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"
and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from
Indra gets angry af
Brings down a giant thunderstorm
The villages take banana leaves
hide in the mountains, sheltering the cows
And survive it
bananarama
And in return, all their land is made fertile
seriously, why did people give up these polytheistic stuff for this boring monotheism shit. The stories are 1000 times more entertaining
because the polytheistic people got killed for it by the monotheistic ones
bunch a prudes the monotheists
then again, most dictators are kind of prudish
bunch of spoiled children with too much power
Well in our case The mughals happened
Arab invaders
besides, Monotheistic gods are more fancy
they're like smartphones
Want a book? a light? console? library? telephone? mailman? disco?
Well lets compress it to one form
This is the boar avatar