I tolerate no bullying of short boys.
Because, to me, everyone is short.

Which is a big part of why online dating is cancerous; it enables artificial selective 'shopping' behaviors (on manicured profiles, not necessarily accurate ones,) that are contrary to both genders's interests/success on both a personal (finding a REALISTIC partner,) and societal (spreading diseases, removing natural social barriers) level.

A girl or guy could pass on a lot of otherwise viable candidates for stats like that when if they met and/or learnt eachother in a more organic manner that wouldn't be such a problem as Mrs. Logan says.

My challenge with online dating is that I don’t have good pics of myself. Trying to make a point of getting my pic taken when I’m doing interesting shit

Yeah it's crucial you have a few pictures that aren't selfies.

@Sherlock id consider a professional photographer for headshots and then supplement with activity shots

I'd expect no less from the Zyzz, unique advice there brah

Tfw no blonde Panera Bread cashier gf that actually lives near me.
She was smiling and making great small talk, probably would have asked for her number if I wasn’t far from home

Feelsbadman

Approaching women at their jobs can be risky. You never know if they are just being engaging as customer service demeanor

https://youtu.be/A2PlAUzAFIU

@NateDahl76 @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

@John O - total classic.

"And we all know that clones and nothingness are everywhere."

"Maybe we're all waiting to be one of those forgotten chosen ones"

I love Brad Neeley

I showed it to my roommates a couple weeks ago and they didn't get it

What did I just watch

@Deleted User hunt down a pre-synch'ed copy of "Wizard People, Dear Reader"

@John O - I don't know if I could ever truly connect with someone who doesn't find Brad Neely hilarious

As it says in the Bible: "the water-monster is right, cat-man."

In *a* bible

I worked with girls in fast food. Don't hit on them. They would always tell stories about "that weird guy who asked for my Snapchat at the drive through".

Well dude, there's a difference between asking a girl immediately to show credentials, and talking her up a little beforehand

True that, when I was younger I pulled a few numbers from drive thru chicks. One was a manager of a Burger King hahaha

It was more than good customer service. We talked for a few minutes while stuff got ready, and she perked up when I said I worked for an industry that had a location very close by

Get it boy

Tfw

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I find that playing the "text game" winds up hurting me way more than helping me

Same, it seems like there is a such a narrow window to secure a date or reach some threshhold of interest.

Before the gril's attention span wanes

I get plenty of matches but so few responses on messages. And even those taper to silence after a day or two. Am I finally "attractive but boring"? The opposite of how I have been most of my life according to many.

There's one girl that I'm very interested in off of Bumble that I've been chatting with for like 5 days. We send 3 or 4 messages to each other a day, and today she sent me her snapchat. Pretty confused, tbh

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN a lot of women just swipe for validation. That doesn't mean you couldn't become more interesting, just something to consider

@John O - Not sure how to make a message more interesting without seeming desperate or outlandish. When a gal has a blurb written up I can respond to it with queries, but what should one even say to a gal with a blank profile and generic photos?

"Ay gurl, would you like to hear more about IQ distribution between men and women?"

It's all so tiresome. If I believed in God I'd have become a monk by now.

That's how you open

Inject humor

lel