Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

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2018-11-18 04:39:25 UTC  

I see. Of course, never pay Silicon Satan.
Bumble's pay feature seems to be kind of "poke" you can give a woman who has mutual liked you but not messaged you yet. Very underwhelming.

2018-11-18 17:20:58 UTC  

I got on bumble yesterday and there are some decent girls on there

2018-11-18 17:21:32 UTC  

I tried okcupid a long time ago but literally every girl was either a single mom or a feminist phd student

2018-11-18 17:28:16 UTC  

@Sherlock Many such cases. (sad!)

2018-11-18 17:30:14 UTC  

Yeah dude itโ€™s really frustrating

2018-11-18 22:11:56 UTC  

@Sherlock I met my wife on ok Cupid. even then it was a sea of degeneracy but as long as you are honest the questionnaire lines you up with people that are actually compatible.

2018-11-18 22:35:32 UTC  

I had okay success on OKCupid for a while but was banned twice for utterly unknown reasons.

2018-11-19 00:22:00 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜

2018-11-19 01:02:02 UTC  

Scout's honor

2018-11-19 01:02:18 UTC  

I did mention Julius Evola once. Perhaps that is auto-flagged

2018-11-19 04:14:32 UTC  

Using Evola to woo a gal? One interpersonal communications merit badge for you :๐ŸŽ–

2018-11-19 04:16:48 UTC  

Just on my profile. There is an 8pol gal that took the bait once, but our age difference (20 vs 31) was a bit much for her. She'll never join IE though, too introverted.

2018-11-19 16:47:44 UTC  

Anyone try eHarmony? From people I talk to it seems to be the most serious app for like actual marriageable people

2018-11-19 16:53:35 UTC  

@ThisIsChris the 40$/month fee I am sure creates in increase in quality bit drastic reduction in total numbers

2018-11-19 16:54:20 UTC  

Observation from Bumble. I started to get spike in messages once I added "Height not a typo" on my blurb ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜‘

2018-11-19 17:07:08 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN re: numbers, only need to catch one good one!

2018-11-19 17:13:07 UTC  

@missliterallywhoI just have sympathy for my manlet brothers, as a fellow occupant of the conspicuous ends of the stature bell curve.

2018-11-19 17:14:54 UTC  

@missliterallywho Good point. Perhaps I see into the alternate timelines where I am not 6'9" and much, much more single lol

2018-11-19 17:24:36 UTC  

Most of the girls Iโ€™ve dated have been slightly taller than me. 3:1

2018-11-19 17:25:01 UTC  

And yeah woodape, stature solidarity ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-11-19 17:25:25 UTC  

I tolerate no bullying of short boys.
Because, to me, everyone is short.

2018-11-19 17:48:28 UTC  

Which is a big part of why online dating is cancerous; it enables artificial selective 'shopping' behaviors (on manicured profiles, not necessarily accurate ones,) that are contrary to both genders's interests/success on both a personal (finding a REALISTIC partner,) and societal (spreading diseases, removing natural social barriers) level.

2018-11-19 17:49:54 UTC  

A girl or guy could pass on a lot of otherwise viable candidates for stats like that when if they met and/or learnt eachother in a more organic manner that wouldn't be such a problem as Mrs. Logan says.

2018-11-20 17:03:14 UTC  

My challenge with online dating is that I donโ€™t have good pics of myself. Trying to make a point of getting my pic taken when Iโ€™m doing interesting shit

2018-11-20 17:04:30 UTC  

Yeah it's crucial you have a few pictures that aren't selfies.

2018-11-20 17:43:50 UTC  

@Sherlock id consider a professional photographer for headshots and then supplement with activity shots

2018-11-20 18:41:08 UTC  

I'd expect no less from the Zyzz, unique advice there brah

2018-11-23 13:52:28 UTC  

Tfw no blonde Panera Bread cashier gf that actually lives near me.
She was smiling and making great small talk, probably would have asked for her number if I wasnโ€™t far from home

2018-11-23 13:52:57 UTC  

Feelsbadman

2018-11-23 18:44:16 UTC  

Approaching women at their jobs can be risky. You never know if they are just being engaging as customer service demeanor

2018-11-23 20:22:25 UTC  
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2018-11-23 20:23:03 UTC  

@John O - total classic.

"And we all know that clones and nothingness are everywhere."

2018-11-23 20:23:57 UTC  

"Maybe we're all waiting to be one of those forgotten chosen ones"

2018-11-23 20:24:22 UTC  

I love Brad Neeley

2018-11-23 20:24:43 UTC  

I showed it to my roommates a couple weeks ago and they didn't get it

2018-11-23 20:25:46 UTC  

What did I just watch

2018-11-23 20:27:16 UTC  

@Deleted User hunt down a pre-synch'ed copy of "Wizard People, Dear Reader"

2018-11-23 20:27:46 UTC  

@John O - I don't know if I could ever truly connect with someone who doesn't find Brad Neely hilarious

2018-11-23 20:28:33 UTC  

As it says in the Bible: "the water-monster is right, cat-man."

2018-11-23 20:30:36 UTC  

In *a* bible