oh dude i thought about posting the hot crazy matrix the other day that i saw it actually

@Goldstein Riots I have mixed feelings about that

@ThisIsChris you're welcome.

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@ThisIsChris Of course I was lucky enough to marry a woman of Bulgarian ancestry. It is so amusing when she feels a little down in the dumps and comes at you with a large kitchen knife. She is very cute though.
You asked about the Hot/Crazy Matrix. This is something all young men need to know about. It was developed by a right-wing firearms fanatic with 46 years of life experience, both drunk AND sober. He is one of our spiritual leaders for sure. :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

"hahah, the wife's trying to kill me again. quite droll"

Lots of women with knifes

LOL just watched the crazy/hot matrix video

@OMGDwayne is the #MostInterestingManInTheWorld

@OMGDwayne that's important information to study

@OMGDwayne I hope you go to the conference

i'm posting an eviction notice for this little boy soon

his feet are up by my ribs and i can't sleep

@Isabella Locke-MT That's a cat, right? Hope you're not referring to a spider or something

probably her kid

I'm talking about the baby in my womb

Guys and Gals, there is no way I will miss the conference. I yearn to mingle with right wing fanatics. Even redheads. Especially redheads. I will try to bully my Bulgarian wife into coming just to see the look on her face.

he's crushing my organs lol

Chris' got that boomer catlady mindset

I wonder what it is like to be in a womb. I punched my way out of a mysterious boulder (egg?) at age three.

Registering for the conference mid next week

we wont have the money to go

@fgtveassassin you got me

@Isabella Locke-MT Have you just had a baby? A real human? He or she already has his or her own will, and as cute as they can be, they will insist on chiming in at every opportunity.

I'm still pregnant Dwayne

Due next month

@Isabella Locke-MT Ah. Explains a lot. Well my old aunties and grannies alway used to talk about the new babies in the family. They were unanimous in their opinion that a baby was born with a distinct personality. They though that was very interesting. And it is. You will probably be friends with your baby. That will be totally awesome. Good on you.

My son so far is a happy baby. Almost 3 months, we're just starting to hear his voice when he laughs (babies only cry up until then, lol)

he will be mommy's little boy

@Isabella Locke-MT Is this your first? Congrats! Sleep now, that new born no-sleep thing is not a joke..

I'm long away from fatherhood, tfw no gf, but its something I'm always worried about, I just don't wat to screw it up

Best to wait for the right girl than plunge into a disastrous situation. I feel for the single guys these days, it's rough out there

I was trying to sleep but his feet were pressing on my lungs

When he came out, I was like, damn that whole human was chilling in there?

I guess you could say... he takes your breathe away 👉 👉

Thanks Flint

@Isabella Locke-MT Sounds like a skateboarder who will turn into a biker. Crushing it.

It is my first

They're so delicate when first born, then in 2 months they grow and fatten up--it's really wierd

he's such an active baby. Geez. It feels like he's practicing for the olympics in there

Should get him on the Starting Strength barbell routine as soon as possible