Registering for the conference mid next week

we wont have the money to go

@fgtveassassin you got me

@Isabella Locke-MT Have you just had a baby? A real human? He or she already has his or her own will, and as cute as they can be, they will insist on chiming in at every opportunity.

I'm still pregnant Dwayne

Due next month

@Isabella Locke-MT Ah. Explains a lot. Well my old aunties and grannies alway used to talk about the new babies in the family. They were unanimous in their opinion that a baby was born with a distinct personality. They though that was very interesting. And it is. You will probably be friends with your baby. That will be totally awesome. Good on you.

My son so far is a happy baby. Almost 3 months, we're just starting to hear his voice when he laughs (babies only cry up until then, lol)

he will be mommy's little boy

@Isabella Locke-MT Is this your first? Congrats! Sleep now, that new born no-sleep thing is not a joke..

I'm long away from fatherhood, tfw no gf, but its something I'm always worried about, I just don't wat to screw it up

Best to wait for the right girl than plunge into a disastrous situation. I feel for the single guys these days, it's rough out there

I was trying to sleep but his feet were pressing on my lungs

When he came out, I was like, damn that whole human was chilling in there?

I guess you could say... he takes your breathe away 👉 👉

Thanks Flint

@Isabella Locke-MT Sounds like a skateboarder who will turn into a biker. Crushing it.

It is my first

They're so delicate when first born, then in 2 months they grow and fatten up--it's really wierd

he's such an active baby. Geez. It feels like he's practicing for the olympics in there

Should get him on the Starting Strength barbell routine as soon as possible

For the record, we did not circumcise our son

I won't be either

That's just cruel

My inlaw did to his, had to put vaseline on a gauze everytime they changed his diaper. Messed up

@Flint Mazel tov!

I was really glad I got woke on the CQ recently

And my son, too, lol

It's funny to think that old ugly men who weigh 240 pounds and have a shaved head and massive beard were once some mommy's baby. Not talking about myself here. My brother is scarier than me. He was cute baby too though.

Yeah, it's strange to look at my son and realize he's going to grow up and be where I'm at. Makes the "long term strategy" very unappealing. I don't want him to have to do this crap

@Flint yeah I think I'm going to raise my son to be "street smart" in the sense of never discussing religion or politics and working his way up "the system"

@Flint They start living their own lives right away. You job is to make sure they don't get killed.

We're also going to home school him

guys

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/162030173/Richard-the-Cuck

i uploaded that image

Luckily my wife is really good at that kind of stuff (high GPA honor grad type)

I was pre-med

Majored in biology

None of that going to public school as a minority and learning to hate his people or to be a tranny

@Isabella Locke-MT Then you're smart, lol. A requirement often not discussed when talking about home school