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2018-06-06 08:27:44 UTC

On the bright side, his congregation learned a valuable lesson about not entering crocodile-infested waters.

Broo doesn't like flying and Broo doesn't like snakes

there was a snake in my work

and guess who had to deal with it

I've got Steve Irwin on one shoulder and my Mom on the other. My Mom had Ophidiophobia

I gotta get this Danger Noodle in the box

it came off a crate of bananas

I could have died lads

Credits where's credits due

my work gave me a box of chocolates for that one

and my gf eat them all

2018-06-06 15:05:11 UTC

Wtf

I put a snake in a box

I was rewarded some chocolates

and my gf at the time eat them all

not bad for a man that a has a phobia of snakes

2018-06-07 06:21:43 UTC

Stingrays are just flying water snakes

2018-06-07 15:12:08 UTC

wow, really discord

2018-06-07 15:12:12 UTC

can't embed a steam article

2018-06-07 15:12:13 UTC

ffs

2018-06-07 15:13:08 UTC

Imagine writing an article this imperious, yet calling Steam both arrogant *and* cowardly in the same breath

2018-06-07 15:22:24 UTC

fuck eurogamer

2018-06-07 15:28:25 UTC

Gaming press is furious because Steam won't censor their platform like the SJWs demand.

2018-06-07 15:28:31 UTC

^^

2018-06-07 15:28:42 UTC

steam won'T cover up those damn sluts

2018-06-07 15:28:47 UTC

we gotta hit'em hard

2018-06-07 15:28:53 UTC

They're getting pilloried in the steam comments section

2018-06-07 15:28:59 UTC

but getting sucked off in their own

2018-06-07 15:29:01 UTC

ah well.

2018-06-07 15:29:18 UTC

```The astonishing arrogance that underlies this delusion can be found in this passage of Johnson's blog: "If you're a player, we shouldn't be choosing for you what content you can or can't buy. If you're a developer, we shouldn't be choosing what content you're allowed to create. Those choices should be yours to make." Guess what, Valve: we still have those choices regardless of what you do. As huge as Steam is, it does not actually have a global hegemony on video game distribution. ```

2018-06-07 15:29:36 UTC

So why are you so upset that they won't gatekeep video games in the fashion *you* want them to do?

2018-06-07 15:30:03 UTC

This nigga keeps going on and on about "Active Shooter"

2018-06-07 15:30:13 UTC

If it weren't for you fucking idiots, *noone would know about the game*

2018-06-07 15:30:51 UTC

He compares steam *unfavourably* to facebook because facebook is fucking censoring people ๐Ÿคฆ

2018-06-07 15:33:02 UTC

```
Second, the entire progressive woke gaming crowd, ENTIRELY OUT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD, all of them, for some fucking reason, decided to be EXPLOSIVELY ANGRY that Valveย ISN'TBANNING SHIT```

2018-06-07 15:40:02 UTC

```Malleator11 minutes ago

Not arrogant or cowardly.
To allow everything on your platform despite backlash and to face lying journalists like you?
That's brave.
Stating full plainly some people will hate it?
That's not arrogance.```

2018-06-07 15:40:56 UTC

```
mrplastik 43 minutes ago
I'm glad steam took the position they did, I don't need people like you telling us what we should play, I'm perfectly capable of figuring out who should get my money and who shouldn't. Just because a game offends you or someone else doesn't give you the right to take it away from others who might enjoy it, this victorian notion of sensibilities is getting old.```

2018-06-07 15:41:11 UTC

```thegreenishcrab 43 minutes ago
Sounds to me like Valve enjoys its users having a certain level of freedom many Euro's arent use too.
If you dont like the game, dont buy it. We dont need Valve babby sitting you like your government does. Keep Steam the way it is, and grow some fucking testicles Eurogamer```

2018-06-07 15:44:16 UTC

well at least not everyone on their official page is an SJW

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/454309631175557143/av.png

2018-06-07 15:45:50 UTC

and of course, there's one idiot claiming that Valve 'supports' all these games because they take a cut of the sales

2018-06-07 15:45:54 UTC

weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

2018-06-07 16:26:49 UTC

most of these opinions are comming from the source of jim on youtube.

2018-06-07 16:30:59 UTC

eh?

2018-06-07 16:31:02 UTC

mine didn't.

2018-06-07 16:31:32 UTC

no i meen he voiced this opinion then people started using it

2018-06-07 16:31:45 UTC

to make articles and whatnot

2018-06-07 16:32:08 UTC

the article?

2018-06-07 16:32:13 UTC

in which case that smells like Jimquisition

2018-06-07 16:32:17 UTC

or the comments?

2018-06-07 16:32:26 UTC

in which case that smells like Jimster Metokur

2018-06-07 16:32:34 UTC

ja

2018-06-07 16:32:38 UTC

well gee

2018-06-07 16:32:42 UTC

glad we cleared that up.

2018-06-07 19:34:58 UTC

"and also: i like GOG. but if you want to use it, and you're concerned about fascists being on the platform you use... you should keep looking elsewhere. GOG's userbase is... not the best."

2018-06-07 19:35:11 UTC

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2018-06-07 20:59:24 UTC

Wot

2018-06-08 10:25:31 UTC

To be fair

2018-06-08 10:25:41 UTC

Steam does have a lot of shit on it

2018-06-08 16:36:08 UTC

Yep

2018-06-08 21:43:54 UTC

well i hope they get their way

2018-06-08 21:44:01 UTC

I am sure it will go smoothly then

2018-06-08 22:03:25 UTC

you mean faggots will get beaten by faggots?

2018-06-08 22:05:08 UTC

or shot by a certain relgious group that shall not be named

2018-06-08 22:06:32 UTC

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

2018-06-08 22:59:41 UTC

@vapefruit buddists?

2018-06-08 23:15:16 UTC

it's obviously the jains

2018-06-09 00:39:15 UTC

The Tengrists

2018-06-09 17:54:07 UTC

*ha*

2018-06-09 17:54:51 UTC

On the flipside of this issue in sporting

2018-06-09 17:55:10 UTC

there was some FtM (See: biologial female) wrestler in a college who was forced by rules to compete with the normal girls

2018-06-09 17:55:20 UTC

and 'he' flattened them all due to the testosterone

2018-06-09 17:55:35 UTC

It's not really a clean-cut thing to enforce or not enforce, yannow? @DanielKO

2018-06-09 17:55:57 UTC

Personally I have no idea how to work this out nor do I frankly care

2018-06-09 18:21:51 UTC

@King Canuck just say no to trannies kids

2018-06-09 18:23:50 UTC

THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES

2018-06-09 18:23:54 UTC

GOD ***DAMMIT***

2018-06-09 18:24:01 UTC

*throws things*

2018-06-09 18:24:20 UTC

I was thinking the other day, though, how it's so *odd* that we don't see FtM competing in male events

2018-06-09 18:24:29 UTC

Or if they are, we never fucking hear about them. *hmmmmmmm*

2018-06-09 18:25:09 UTC

Well, that's cause they're inherently disadvataged to it

2018-06-09 18:25:18 UTC

and most of them, as far as I can tell, are pretty much okay with that

2018-06-09 18:25:32 UTC

because they're competing with who they want to, and doing their best with their own situation

2018-06-09 18:25:44 UTC

and if they physically cannot keep up, they still tried. I guess.

2018-06-09 18:26:00 UTC

Really makes you <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-09 18:27:25 UTC

*shhhhhhh*

2018-06-09 18:27:42 UTC

FtM MMA match when

2018-06-09 18:28:05 UTC

I mean, I'm sure someone at some point is gonna put one on

2018-06-09 18:59:43 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

2018-06-11 02:37:40 UTC

Portraying Icelandic people as vikings is white power imagery.

2018-06-11 02:38:24 UTC

Lol

2018-06-11 02:38:56 UTC

fucking gay ass shit

2018-06-11 05:07:29 UTC

as much as i want to applaud her attempt at addressing issue of sexual assualt

2018-06-11 05:07:46 UTC

there is something called time and place.

2018-06-11 05:08:27 UTC

if it happeened at the graduation that is one thing but way to ruin graduation for other people

2018-06-11 06:42:22 UTC

i want to see his face when the us supreme court slap him in the face with a uphold on the ban since they have already uphold many parts of the ban.

2018-06-11 06:43:01 UTC

does he know that Trump is not the first POTUS to ban people from muslim countries

2018-06-11 08:13:42 UTC

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

2018-06-11 08:33:41 UTC

It's not like you could just walk to the fighter jets and fly away with it.

stick a pipe bomb on there though

2018-06-11 08:57:10 UTC

I was gonna rant on the girl for having a PhD in holocaust history for some fucking reason but apparently the person accusing her is the Vegan Cheetah

People think Vegan Gains is the crazy cunt

They haven't seen cheetah yet. The guy's a heroine junkie who goes after person after person and believes you can be vegan if you only go vegan on sundays. OOF

lol, I'm more Vegan than that

2018-06-11 09:19:14 UTC

^^

why not 'one day a week?'

2018-06-11 09:22:16 UTC

because broo

oh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2018-06-11 09:24:15 UTC

Exactly broo

2018-06-11 14:51:17 UTC

I'm sure there are a *lot* of nations that would *love* some up-close-and-personal imagery of F-35s though

2018-06-11 14:51:48 UTC

The Chinese have tons of it

2018-06-11 14:52:30 UTC

You.. want top extrapolate on that point, or nah

2018-06-11 14:53:56 UTC

Nah, i remember seeing something about one of the companies involved in the process saying they had confirmation that someone invaded their systems and stolw data about the f35

2018-06-11 14:54:34 UTC

They said it was minor data, but i doubt they would admit if it was something important

2018-06-11 14:55:10 UTC

mmm, figured it'd be something like that

2018-06-11 14:55:44 UTC

I do think people like to stay informed of what the 'hands-on' equipment looks like, especially if there have been any changes compared to any schematics they may have obtained

2018-06-11 14:55:59 UTC

Yeah

2018-06-11 14:58:17 UTC

Can't take off or land if not enough wind. Or too windy. Or too hot. Or too cold. Or too cloudy. Or too rainy.

2018-06-11 14:58:49 UTC

The ultimate secret weapon.

2018-06-11 14:59:37 UTC

F35 might be considered the American maginot line one day

2018-06-11 14:59:53 UTC

It baits enemies into trying to steal info on it, and then waste time figuring out why the hell even make a plane like this.

2018-06-11 15:02:39 UTC

The Soviet Union copied and built a space shuttle. But they never used it. Once they realized they had it all copied properly, they figured out it was massively expensive to build and operate, and incredibly complicated and risky.

2018-06-11 15:06:15 UTC

Just like the F-35, the Space Shuttle kept going mostly because its contractors were spread all over the country, and no senator wanted to lose that sweet Federal funding for their home state.

2018-06-11 15:22:23 UTC

>F35 might be considered the American maginot line one day

HMMMMM

2018-06-11 15:35:43 UTC

new fleccas, good-o

2018-06-11 15:36:17 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2018-06-11 17:47:07 UTC

they're just begging to be enriched aren't they?

2018-06-11 18:39:38 UTC

aye

2018-06-11 19:25:31 UTC

Page doesn't exist.

2018-06-11 19:26:25 UTC

What was it?

It was a British Cop dancing in the Pride Parade being very GAY

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1006284606868414468

2018-06-12 06:06:59 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2018-06-12 06:20:53 UTC

Should spend more time studying than stupid activism.

2018-06-12 06:51:56 UTC

Who is Jerry Dunleavy?

Spur Butterknife violence! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2018-06-12 09:11:03 UTC

OI YOU GOT A LIOSENCE FOR ZHAT

2018-06-12 11:37:05 UTC

People accusing a Japanese company of being racist because they hired a white guy to play a Japanese instrument...

2018-06-12 11:41:51 UTC

Meanwhile, Japanese Twitter only mentions flute guy to say how well he played.

2018-06-12 11:42:09 UTC

Pah

2018-06-12 17:50:40 UTC

Wot

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-12 22:10:13 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-06-12 22:58:25 UTC

Meanwhile, have you guys seen the latest wave of pedo videos on YouTube?

2018-06-12 22:59:36 UTC

Somebody posted a thread on KiA. Still plenty of videos of little girls filming themselves with very little clothes, doing gymnastics, taking showers, stretching...

2018-06-12 23:00:19 UTC

I thought they cleaned house last time Tim Pool brought it up.

2018-06-12 23:03:46 UTC

Big houses get dirty easily

2018-06-12 23:03:57 UTC

I doubt Yt will ever really be free of that.

2018-06-12 23:05:08 UTC

I mean, how would your reliably filter that out?

2018-06-12 23:05:59 UTC

```88 votes and 14 so far```

2018-06-12 23:06:00 UTC

Make sure to open an Incognito tab before clicking on the YouTube video linked from that.

2018-06-12 23:06:03 UTC

```88 14```

2018-06-12 23:11:02 UTC

not hard to imagine tbh

2018-06-12 23:11:35 UTC

Does anyone blame Trump?

2018-06-12 23:30:51 UTC

At the center of the problem, is a police force that's been receiving a paycheck not to serve and protect, but to harass and oppress the population.

2018-06-12 23:31:20 UTC

I don't think London has a police force anymore.

2018-06-12 23:31:33 UTC

To be honest, any policing is inevitably a bit oppressive.

2018-06-12 23:31:57 UTC

I mean, come on, would you risk your life fighting crime when you could just go and arrest an old lady at her home for wrongthink?

2018-06-12 23:32:14 UTC

But the whole twitter police thing is going overboard without a life raft. ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-06-12 23:32:17 UTC

Keks ree

2018-06-12 23:32:33 UTC

You know a twitter police would still be dumb

2018-06-12 23:32:45 UTC

But they're not even doing their job right as it is

2018-06-12 23:33:16 UTC

I'd expect my twitter police to at least get rid of the muslims calling for the gassings of jews on twitter

2018-06-12 23:33:19 UTC

Or you know

2018-06-12 23:33:29 UTC

Isis and shit

2018-06-12 23:33:29 UTC

They're policing Twitter precisely because they've been offered an alternative way to earn a paycheck.

2018-06-12 23:34:12 UTC

Sure, but that might lead to them being called racist.

2018-06-12 23:34:33 UTC

You know... cause the most important thing is for police not to be called racist.

2018-06-12 23:35:02 UTC

Catching criminals is of secondary importance. ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-06-12 23:36:10 UTC

We've already seen it happen in the USA. Police gets accused of targeting blacks, so they stop going to black areas altogether. Which leads to far more crime in black areas.

2018-06-12 23:37:09 UTC

Sure, but black on black crime is still the white man's fault. So it's ok.

2018-06-12 23:37:18 UTC

Keks ree

2018-06-12 23:37:29 UTC

The fall of Republics

2018-06-12 23:37:34 UTC

Cause slavery and shiet.

2018-06-12 23:37:36 UTC

When laws aren't applied equally anymore

2018-06-12 23:37:51 UTC

Press รŸ for England

2018-06-12 23:40:33 UTC

rip

2018-06-13 00:04:56 UTC

Most londoners interviewed just said "crime isn't happening to me, so not my problem".

What Crime? I don't live in the Ghetto

Sounds like a personal problem bruh

2018-06-13 11:11:07 UTC

I mean, it is

2018-06-13 11:11:18 UTC

She literally has psycological issues

2018-06-13 11:11:27 UTC

The question is, why the fuck is this on the bbc?

It's his problem if he can't build her up to, nakedness

2018-06-13 11:12:50 UTC

Well, no, she's literally, clinically diagnosed delusional

2018-06-13 11:13:20 UTC

It's the problem of lady in question and her therapist

He's got to step up his game, my dude

2018-06-13 11:17:14 UTC

No, his girlfriend is delusional

2018-06-13 12:22:48 UTC

Maybe she doesn't want him to see her penis.

2018-06-13 13:09:34 UTC

She doesnโ€™t want to upstage her man.

Can't we just plant trees instead? You murderous Progressives

2018-06-14 14:02:27 UTC

We need the space for grain fields or for housing

2018-06-14 17:33:20 UTC

I don't recognize most people after 2 years.

2018-06-14 18:41:40 UTC

I don't know people's names while I'm still around them

2018-06-15 00:00:25 UTC

Florida Man never rests!

2018-06-15 19:54:18 UTC

they're foaming at the mouth so hard they don't care to notice

It's not even close though ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-06-15 23:43:45 UTC

Dafuq?

2018-06-15 23:44:55 UTC

Itโ€™s rei

2018-06-16 00:00:41 UTC

It's reining

2018-06-16 01:58:43 UTC

Who wants cancer

2018-06-16 02:20:55 UTC

426 likes.

2018-06-16 02:22:02 UTC

@Wishing1 I just want to let you know, I'm for you too

2018-06-16 02:24:24 UTC

@Baraban and I just want you to know, I feel the same way. You. are. important. to. me.

2018-06-16 02:24:41 UTC

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954> โค

2018-06-16 02:24:52 UTC

XD

2018-06-16 02:50:44 UTC

It's only a person if the mother wants the baby.

2018-06-16 02:52:40 UTC

Lol

2018-06-16 03:00:25 UTC

Crowder pointed it out, I think. Feminists keep saying it's not a person, but they need 6 months to recover emotionally from a miscarriage.

2018-06-16 03:01:27 UTC

"Why are you mourning the lost of what you describe as essentially a tumor?"

2018-06-16 03:04:49 UTC

wow

2018-06-16 03:04:58 UTC

@Wishing1
just got here and got his heart

2018-06-16 10:26:10 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2018-06-16 10:26:18 UTC

you can't make this shit up

2018-06-16 10:56:54 UTC

@DanielKO because of the hormones pregnancy shoots through the female body. It's called post-natal depressions if I recall correctly and can happen even if you birth the baby. They're not being intentionally hypocritical unless it's someone other than the mother

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