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*In Italian*
"Ahem... 'Fuck off'"
"What? what do they mean fuck off?"
"'We refuse to surrender to a nation we have defeated in Albania, fuck off.'"
*In greek*
"Tell them if they don't understand what "Fuck off" means, they can come in and we'll show them"
*In Italian*
"They say that if you don't understand what fuck off means, you can go in and they'll show you."
"Bullshit, what the fuck is this?"
*In Greek*
"We reserve the right to surrender to a German officer of significant rank!"
*In Italian*
"Shit... where's Feldwebel Hans..."
*Later*
*In Greek*
"I said a german officer of significant rank. Fuck off"
*In Italian*
"He says he's not of significant rank."
*In German*
"I'm the highest ranking German officer on this island. I don't know what they expect."
*In Greek*
"Feldwebel Hans is the highest ranking German on the Island. He will accept your surrender."
"Fuck..."
Never mind
Found the full version here
"That temple was under my protection, you bring war to your doorstep Oda."
"I am the demon king of the 7th heaven, come and get me"
i think my old typewriter is retarded or at least autistic. for some god unkown fucking reason, spinning the right colour thingy clockwise activates the spacebar. its kind of like giving your frontbumber a good kick turns on the car ignition. its not supposed to happen. so why the fuck does it do that. typewriter is a "Torpedo modell 6" serial number 853910
Alexander the ahhhhhh close enough
Chad women in history?
Anna Komnene.
Anna wrote the Alexiad in the mid-1140s or 1150s.[49] Anna cited her husband's unfinished work as the reason why she began the Alexiad.[50] Before his death in 1137, her husband, Nikephoros Bryennios the Younger, was working on a history, which was supposed to record the events before and during the reign of Alexios I.[50] His death left the history unfinished after recording the events of the reign of Emperor Nikephoros Botaneiates.[50] Ruth Macrides argues that while Bryennios' writing may have been a source of inspiration for the Alexiad, it is incorrect to suggest that the Alexiad was Bryennios' work edited by Anna (as Howard-Johnston has argued on tenuous grounds).[51]
In what is considered to be a sort-of statement on how she gathered her sources for the Alexiad, Anna wrote, โMy material ... has been gathered from insignificant writings, absolutely devoid of literary pretensions, and from old soldiers who were serving in the army at the time that my father seized the Roman sceptre ... I based the truth of my history on them by examining their narratives and comparing them with what I had written, and what they told me with what I had often heard, from my father in particular and from my uncles โฆ From all these materials the whole fabric of my history โ my true history โ has been woven.โ[52] Beyond just eyewitness accounts from veterans or her male family members, scholars have also noted that Anna used the imperial archives, which allowed her access to official documents.[53]
GWOT hours
Anna Komnene
.....
She NAENAE'D TOO MUCH!
Is this a kangz joke @A Pesky Sรฆxon
Yes.
Good.
eheheh ๐ฌ๐ง <:tricks:642574564295049226>
Were the Byzantine empire roman
Or were the Roman empire byzantine?
He screams
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For he does not know
Romans predate byzantines so it would be logical that byzantine empire was roman
Shut up im trying to make a history joke <:sadtard:556699705153945620>
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The Byzantines were Roman.
We call them Byzantines so we can separate Antiquity Rome and Medieval Rome.
They called themselves Roman, and were, in all purposes, Roman. Simply because they spoke Greek doesn't negate that. Because being a Roman is universal, it is an idea, not just a city or a people. Rome is an idea my boy.
.img he screams for he does not know
I do know ofc
But I wanted to make a shit reference
78 years ago to this day, December 7th, 1941โa date which will live in infamyโthe United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.
Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
a great channel
Katsaridaphobia?
Why the hell should I be afraid of some Turk?
Remember,no kebab
>The buildup and offensive from China occurred concurrently with the 13-day Cuban Missile Crisis (16โ28 October 1962) that saw the United States and the Soviet Union confronting each other, and India did not receive assistance from either of these world powers until the Cuban Missile Crisis was resolved.
I wonder. . .
Bruh, billy the kidd and the regulators were some bad motherfuckers
>corrupt sheriff enforces some nigger cattle rancher who is trying to monopolize the region's cattle supply
>sheriff shoots billy's boss and murders him for other cattle rancher
>all the ranch hands swear revenge and become deputies to kick the sheriff's ass
>sheriff goes 'wtf im losing' and writes the governor to get them un-deputized
>the regulators don't give a shit and go about justice anyway and blow that nigger full of holes
fug we should watch young guns sometime
yeah okay. billy the kid was the killdozer of the wild west
> The monopoly cuck used to work with the smaller rancher before they split over differences
> Billy's boss never was able to update his will before he was murdered, so his will stated that the monopoly nigger would own his entire estate if he died
> and the lawyer said it was a clear case of murder for monetary gain and refused to honor the contents of the will
> so the governor issued a notice of confiscation and said that not only did he inherit everything, but he was also entitled to take whatever he wanted from the regulators due to economic disruption
> During the war of Lincoln, 60+ regulators formed a perimeter around the lawyer, as the lawyer still held the will and as long as he had it, the state cattle rancher dude couldn't take possession of his shit
> so the regulators were able to successfully repel the lawmen, but were unable to stand up against the US cavalry
> The cavalry brought in fucking cannons and chainguns and blew the fuck out of the town and lawyers house
> eventually setting the house on fire and murdering the lawyer
And yeah Billy the kid did nothing wrong
"everyone in town gets a pardon. . . EXCEPT FOR THE PRICK WITH THE WINCHESTER"
William expected to receive the submission of the surviving English leaders after his victory, but instead Edgar the รtheling was proclaimed king by the Witenagemot, with the support of Earls Edwin and Morcar, Stigand, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Ealdred, the Archbishop of York. William therefore advanced on London, marching around the coast of Kent. He defeated an English force that attacked him at Southwark but was unable to storm London Bridge, forcing him to reach the capital by a more circuitous route.
William moved up the Thames valley to cross the river at Wallingford, where he received the submission of Stigand. He then travelled north-east along the Chilterns, before advancing towards London from the north-west, fighting further engagements against forces from the city. The English leaders surrendered to William at Berkhamsted, Hertfordshire. William was acclaimed King of England and crowned by Ealdred on 25 December 1066, in Westminster Abbey.
Despite the submission of the English nobles, resistance continued for several years. There were rebellions in Exeter in late 1067, an invasion by Harold's sons in mid-1068, and an uprising in Northumbria in 1068. In 1069 William faced more troubles from Northumbrian rebels, an invading Danish fleet, and rebellions in the south and west of England. He ruthlessly put down the various risings, culminating in the Harrying of the North in late 1069 and early 1070 that devastated parts of northern England. A further rebellion in 1070 by Hereward the Wake was also defeated by the king, at Ely.
Though legitimized, William needed to kill the Saxons before they rose up again. He was lucky to win Hastings, even more when nobody united their armies properly to crush him.
Hereward the Woke, crushing Normies since 1069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAd4_K-jjaE
I forgot about this, dead soviet's wife buys a tank, drives it, and takes multiple towns. Pretty badass, wish I had a gf that'd do that for me.
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blyadd :DDDDDD
A N D N O W T H E Y W I L L R E A P T H E W H I R L W I N D
and now your son is a trangender drag queen
was it worth it nigel
The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
they probably should have put up better AA defenses
but then britain was being a retard
and america was too
MORE MONEY
america was aware that Germany as getting fucked over
they felt bad
but they didn't step in once to help
because france would've started complaining
more like America didn't give a shit
as in "why should we care its a European problem"
uh, no
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