Message from @keknomancer

Discord ID: 661983532494880776


2019-12-25 00:02:45 UTC  

And yeah Billy the kid did nothing wrong

2019-12-25 00:03:16 UTC  

"everyone in town gets a pardon. . . EXCEPT FOR THE PRICK WITH THE WINCHESTER"

2019-12-25 02:23:29 UTC  

William expected to receive the submission of the surviving English leaders after his victory, but instead Edgar the Ætheling was proclaimed king by the Witenagemot, with the support of Earls Edwin and Morcar, Stigand, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Ealdred, the Archbishop of York. William therefore advanced on London, marching around the coast of Kent. He defeated an English force that attacked him at Southwark but was unable to storm London Bridge, forcing him to reach the capital by a more circuitous route.

William moved up the Thames valley to cross the river at Wallingford, where he received the submission of Stigand. He then travelled north-east along the Chilterns, before advancing towards London from the north-west, fighting further engagements against forces from the city. The English leaders surrendered to William at Berkhamsted, Hertfordshire. William was acclaimed King of England and crowned by Ealdred on 25 December 1066, in Westminster Abbey.

Despite the submission of the English nobles, resistance continued for several years. There were rebellions in Exeter in late 1067, an invasion by Harold's sons in mid-1068, and an uprising in Northumbria in 1068. In 1069 William faced more troubles from Northumbrian rebels, an invading Danish fleet, and rebellions in the south and west of England. He ruthlessly put down the various risings, culminating in the Harrying of the North in late 1069 and early 1070 that devastated parts of northern England. A further rebellion in 1070 by Hereward the Wake was also defeated by the king, at Ely.


Though legitimized, William needed to kill the Saxons before they rose up again. He was lucky to win Hastings, even more when nobody united their armies properly to crush him.

Hereward the Woke, crushing Normies since 1069

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593918997674590220/659219639787716629/800px-097-Hereward_fighting_Normans.png

2019-12-27 03:07:09 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAd4_K-jjaE
I forgot about this, dead soviet's wife buys a tank, drives it, and takes multiple towns. Pretty badass, wish I had a gf that'd do that for me.

2019-12-27 03:32:18 UTC  

.img spurdo

2019-12-27 03:32:19 UTC  

2019-12-27 03:32:33 UTC  

blyadd :DDDDDD

2019-12-29 02:58:47 UTC  
2020-01-01 17:17:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593918997674590220/661981253930582038/nir4sqtyk5841.png

2020-01-01 17:19:11 UTC  

A N D N O W T H E Y W I L L R E A P T H E W H I R L W I N D

2020-01-01 17:20:32 UTC  

and now your son is a trangender drag queen

2020-01-01 17:20:35 UTC  

was it worth it nigel

2020-01-01 17:22:04 UTC  

The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

2020-01-01 17:23:01 UTC  

they probably should have put up better AA defenses

2020-01-01 17:25:25 UTC  

but then britain was being a retard

2020-01-01 17:25:33 UTC  

and america was too

2020-01-01 17:25:42 UTC  

MORE MONEY

2020-01-01 17:25:47 UTC  

america was aware that Germany as getting fucked over

2020-01-01 17:25:51 UTC  

they felt bad

2020-01-01 17:26:01 UTC  

but they didn't step in once to help

2020-01-01 17:26:13 UTC  

because france would've started complaining

2020-01-01 17:26:32 UTC  

more like America didn't give a shit

2020-01-01 17:26:48 UTC  

as in "why should we care its a European problem"

2020-01-01 17:26:56 UTC  

uh, no

2020-01-01 17:27:04 UTC  

didn't the president say after ww1

2020-01-01 17:27:04 UTC  

uh, yes

2020-01-01 17:27:14 UTC  

"what the fuck are we doing guys, this isnt gonna end well"

2020-01-01 17:27:18 UTC  

but france are faggot

2020-01-01 17:27:30 UTC  

if we nuked france and israel everything would be better

2020-01-01 17:27:42 UTC  

Ok I was gonna complain about you being a sperg

2020-01-01 17:27:48 UTC  

But THAT is a proposition I can get behind

2020-01-01 17:27:54 UTC  

Based

2020-01-01 17:27:58 UTC  

Fuck France

2020-01-01 17:28:08 UTC  

while france did make things worse for themselves, you seem to forget most of their population died in the great war

2020-01-01 17:28:13 UTC  

france are a bunch of hypersexual faggot baguettefuckers

2020-01-01 17:28:18 UTC  

true they are

2020-01-01 17:28:21 UTC  

@Hans good

2020-01-01 17:28:27 UTC  

kek

2020-01-01 17:28:37 UTC  

France is gay as fuck

2020-01-01 17:28:38 UTC  

Fuck em

2020-01-01 17:30:28 UTC  

but their actions had a reason, they didn't want a neighbor that could invade them at any time, so while we can see how retarted their actions were with 2020 hindsight, at the time they made sense to the french people