>Be me
>Working as a cab driver in Italy
>Normal day, picking up and dropping people off around town.
>Nanithefuck.jpg
>Getting flagged down by some pink haired kid. Looked like a tourist.
>Why not, money is money.
>Kid wants to go to some place way outta town near the coast.
>Time to make a few extra bucks.
>Hike up price of the meter because kids are dumb and tourists are dumb. Two for one
>Ride is normal, kid is quiet thank god
>Kid asks for phone because his broke. Don't have one.
>They want me to stop about two thirds of the way there.
>Kid starts talking to himself.
>Whatever I just want my money.
>Kid points out the hiked up price.
>Accuse him of lying so hopefully he'll back down.
>He insists and I got impatient. Saw him stuff something in his pocket on the way here.
>Jackpot
>Kid fucking jams his finger into my eye socket
>Starts yelling about how I can't exist in this world anymore.
>Oh fuck he's gonna kill me.
>"Dorururururu"
>What
>Kid lets go asking about a phone noise
>Pink haired kid was making the sounds with his mouth.
>He stole my keychain and started talking into like a phone.
>Says something about killing me into the keychain.
>Fuck this I'm out.
>Dump all of his luggage and drive.
>Quit later that day.
