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so is storytime happening @Deleted User

my fucking immortal

im getting my mic

@everyone IF YOU DO NOT COPY THIS TEXT TO 8 & 1/2 PEOPLE THERE WILL BE 2 BEARS EVERY TIME U OPEN A DOOR FOREVER!!!

im on chapter 9

gave the main character an alex jones voice

to make it bearable

wqually

Allah Kedavra

this is so sad alexa play despacito

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.

But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies , Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.

However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise

2018-08-14 04:42:53 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

good, rules of nature

2018-08-14 04:47:50 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

fells bad man

your still going to be killed by a dindu

but he is a good boy

this is aids

no hot step mom gf good night

quote me cucks

jai ?\

๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ท

did a step mom touch youy

jokes on you i dont have anyone who loves me

take that fag

not really, life isnt a porno

and this isnt a beach

this is a bath tub

*shark*

everyone knows the legend of bathtub lifeguard

fag

you live in Brazil right

no tissues not you ching chong

there you go

chung cho weee woo

stop im speaking moonspeak

shhh

what will it say next

sako maki taki raki?

what is a Brazillin college like?

aww no thots or shit

though there be thots

are they relegated to mud huts

half did drugs and got zika

the other half got shot by irl doomguy

man we should have an old fag role

for the fucks whove been here since the begining

im one of the oldest fags

ive been her befor the server had mods

im not very active in general

but ive been here befor roles

same

i remeber there being 21 other people

i was the 22nd i think

idk

i dont know the exact

grapes i do remember seeing you rise to modship

gather around children, the elder speaketh

nice dick sucking

ima warm up my lipes to get modship

all?

even meme and sloop

did sloop get beaned

he didnt do enough story times

you now what, @grapes we gotta do story time

no the shitty fan fics

we would read shitty fan fics in vc

we did sonic highschool

well you got servents to do that *cough cough nigga*

well you got story fags minority

als kequenomancer is like 13

what a typical mod

*JusT BaNTer*

well make a story fag role and have users read awful fan fics

storytimes would have a set time tho

and be @ everyoned

but we need more story time fanfics

trust me when that shit gets goin it gets goin

yes, it normaly is podcast style

keques minorities

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