Hans
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so is storytime happening @Deleted User
k
my fucking immortal
im getting my mic
@everyone IF YOU DO NOT COPY THIS TEXT TO 8 & 1/2 PEOPLE THERE WILL BE 2 BEARS EVERY TIME U OPEN A DOOR FOREVER!!!
im on chapter 9
gave the main character an alex jones voice
to make it bearable
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wqually
Allah Kedavra
this is so sad alexa play despacito
"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies , Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise
good, rules of nature
fells bad man
your still going to be killed by a dindu
but he is a good boy
this is aids
no hot step mom gf good night
quote me cucks
jai ?\
๐ณ ๐ฎ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ช ๐ท
did a step mom touch youy
jokes on you i dont have anyone who loves me
take that fag
not really, life isnt a porno
and this isnt a beach
this is a bath tub
*shark*
everyone knows the legend of bathtub lifeguard
fag
you live in Brazil right
no tissues not you ching chong
there you go
chung cho weee woo
stop im speaking moonspeak
shhh
what will it say next
sako maki taki raki?
what is a Brazillin college like?
aww no thots or shit
though there be thots
are they relegated to mud huts
half did drugs and got zika
the other half got shot by irl doomguy
man we should have an old fag role
for the fucks whove been here since the begining
im one of the oldest fags
ive been her befor the server had mods
im not very active in general
but ive been here befor roles
same
i remeber there being 21 other people
i was the 22nd i think
idk
i dont know the exact
grapes i do remember seeing you rise to modship
gather around children, the elder speaketh
nice dick sucking
ima warm up my lipes to get modship
all?
even meme and sloop
did sloop get beaned
he didnt do enough story times
you now what, @grapes we gotta do story time
no the shitty fan fics
we would read shitty fan fics in vc
we did sonic highschool
well you got servents to do that *cough cough nigga*
well you got story fags minority
als kequenomancer is like 13
what a typical mod
*JusT BaNTer*
well make a story fag role and have users read awful fan fics
storytimes would have a set time tho
and be @ everyoned
but we need more story time fanfics
trust me when that shit gets goin it gets goin
yes, it normaly is podcast style
keques minorities
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