"Let me tell you about Blue Apron, fellow whites."

I got a sticker. 😀

>tfw no IE lapel pin next to it <:sad:366743316475281408>

Wait you have to sign up for the draft?

I thought that was something that was done when I got my drivers license/federal papers and stuff

I have a passport and ID and everything

tf

@Trashboat yes within 6 months of turning 18

Hmm

If I didn't

@Trashboat if you didn't then you face ineligibility for lots of government programs like financial aid, and you face possible fines and imprisonment

That's gay

https://www.sss.gov/Home/Registration

>possible fines
lmao what

But you should do it

@ThisIsChris ha jokes on you, i identify as a female toddler

Gotta sign up for Zion!

Well I have a meeting with my recruiter tomorrow so I can talk to him about it I guess

@NateDahl76 the government might enforce the law at any time

did koba have to register too? or are dogs exempt?

Looks like they have to register too:

@ThisIsChris true that, if something looks like it’s about to hit the fan they sure will

Koba's final form.

/Pupper Carlson/

what's y'alls predictions on house and senate numbers?

@Goose , I have money that Dems will get 230 or less house seats. For GOP I had 53-55, but today I made it 53 to 56

56 🤞

One of those is Romney, might as well not count it

i went with vince on his 219 republican house seats

in the house that 230 or less is just a safe range for my money, I really think both parties will be no more than seven seats from 218

Grandpa from Mexico, Governor of Massachusetts, Senator from Utah! Quite the Rootless Cosmopolitan!

Think GAB might open up a payment processor we could use?

waiting on these results to come in

Know people have been reaching out to them.

/r/ChapoTrapHouse's highest post about the election right now is cheering on *Beto O' Rourke* in Texas. These people are delusional.

Check out @getongab’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/getongab/status/1059842853608796162?s=09

how does one become a payment processor?

@Goose I think you have to be Jewish.

@Goose They are the only ones that can do math.

Holy Crap. Pat Buchanan turned eighty today...

Man, imagine how much money you could make by being a payment processor

It's not that hard. It only requires a couple grand in equipment

i'm in

I looked into it months ago

Yeah there's 75k that needs to be put on reserve, right?

I think that's the main requirement

Kek nvm

Who here has a few tens of thousands laying around to put as reserve?

It's not crazy, we could issue IE liberty bonds

I mean, I'm sure if like 4 of us got together, we could do it

I could give you some quarters from behind the bed

Identity Payment Processors, INC. when?

@Goose how much moolah you got?

3.50

Nice

I have a cool 7 bucks

*digs under couch pillows*

that's a meal at McDonald's!

@John O - i just spent my shekels on a house <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Goose There has to be a investor out there that would back it for us.

Congratulations, dude

Congrats @Goose !

I got this

I voted MAGA

thanks, looking forward to hosting some of the IE crew in the future

Identity Investments & Payment Processing Inc.

@Goose Congrats brah.

i guess IE does have a clubhouse in New Orleans now

Two. Party. System. https://external-preview.redd.it/LxTh1zrVm--9uU8Sd4v6Jhbh_TEj1_U0Xw7N9zpBlgU.jpg?auto=webp&s=806d39ed89adc38f8c3b8e83874ffde823b14eeb

🤔

Are they reaching out?

what do michelle obama and don lemon have in common?

both are gay black men with a thing for white dudes

I think if Michelle was trans, she would have come out for extra 'stunning and brave' points to take an Illinois Senate seat.

Sometimes a muscular woman with unfortunate facial structure is just that.

Small hands, big pencil.

Is there a liberal equivalent to Carpet Baggers?

as in?

Coming out of the local HS after voting almost everyone has a blue sample ballot meaning they intend to vote Dem. Only an old white woman with a green ballot

It’s a blue district as it is but so demoralizing hopefully y’all have seen better

I put window flags up on my car to increase that flag effect

As in liberals from Cali who move to conservative areas to make them more blue

don't mind doge hair on my jacket

@fgtveassassin i already call them carpet baggers

or "transplants"

transplants has been a slur for outsiders for some time in new orleans

@Ald does that say "Yo Vote"?

Yep <:really:453005408064241674>

My polling place report: had long lines (15 min wait) during early voting. Drove by just now to look, no line at all. Also a violin player outside...kind weird. A few Beto pricks with signs. Nobody there representing Ted Cruz

I LOATHE dc transplants

are they trying to be "hip" or speaking illegalese?

No that’s Spanish goose lol

borthers how is the elections going

Too early to tell

Chatted with the MAGA hat people outside a bit