@Goose I think you have to be Jewish.

@Goose They are the only ones that can do math.

Holy Crap. Pat Buchanan turned eighty today...

Man, imagine how much money you could make by being a payment processor

It's not that hard. It only requires a couple grand in equipment

i'm in

I looked into it months ago

Yeah there's 75k that needs to be put on reserve, right?

I think that's the main requirement

Kek nvm

Who here has a few tens of thousands laying around to put as reserve?

It's not crazy, we could issue IE liberty bonds

I mean, I'm sure if like 4 of us got together, we could do it

I could give you some quarters from behind the bed

Identity Payment Processors, INC. when?

@Goose how much moolah you got?

3.50

Nice

I have a cool 7 bucks

*digs under couch pillows*

that's a meal at McDonald's!

@John O - i just spent my shekels on a house <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Goose There has to be a investor out there that would back it for us.

Congratulations, dude

Congrats @Goose !

I got this

I voted MAGA

thanks, looking forward to hosting some of the IE crew in the future

Identity Investments & Payment Processing Inc.

@Goose Congrats brah.

i guess IE does have a clubhouse in New Orleans now

Two. Party. System. https://external-preview.redd.it/LxTh1zrVm--9uU8Sd4v6Jhbh_TEj1_U0Xw7N9zpBlgU.jpg?auto=webp&s=806d39ed89adc38f8c3b8e83874ffde823b14eeb

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Are they reaching out?

what do michelle obama and don lemon have in common?

both are gay black men with a thing for white dudes

I think if Michelle was trans, she would have come out for extra 'stunning and brave' points to take an Illinois Senate seat.

Sometimes a muscular woman with unfortunate facial structure is just that.

Small hands, big pencil.