I know ones back in medicine and another running a winery

Bg2 had fun romance

But as far as anyone is concerned, its a shell

Baldurs Gate?

Da 3 has cancer romance

Yep

DA has self inserts

Heck one writer admits the gay char is his self insert

Listen i dont mind self inserts but i mind dumb dialogs

I have flirted once because it sounded cool in the circumstance

I dont know why but I always avoid romance in games

And then the female char was pursuing me like mad

Wtf is that shit tbh

And accidentaly slept with morrigan in DA

In bg2 romance was not easy

And zevran....

I mean thats true with real life

You could fuck up

It aint a vending machine

But how does it affect the plot?

Also in bg2 you could have been cucked by another member

🤣

I hear a thot

It wasnt central to the plot but it ran alongside it

How about what they add besides the plot?

Though to be honest, I never appreciated romance in games in general

Most of game romance is pure cringe lol

Even witcher 3?

i mean would you call W3 cringy romance?

I find romance cringy in general.

Witcher 3 is different in this regard

Which is why Im still single now

Try sexual outercourse.

New trend. Brock Turner started it.

I hear its perfectly legal

😔

outercourse isn't new

/r/outercourse has been around for a while

And I only know about that because I visit it semi-regularly.

There's a subreddit? Ha! I'd never heard the phrase before today.

yes indeed there's a sub

And it's been around 6 years

Romance in games is stupid. That also goes for W3. I really hate it that you can‘t deactivate that stuff in games. Wastes so much time on boring cutscenes 😁

You can shit in romance but

If you try to touch ff7 date

I will be angery

😔

Never seriously played ff7.

I can‘t stand PS1 era graphics.

i don't mind the graphics on older games, it's the mechanics that i can't stand

my gf has been playing through kingdom hearts 1.5 and i absolutely would not be able to stand using those controls for nearly long enough to finish the game

I have a love/hate relationship with civ 5

Past that, I read and learn more than I game these days

FF6/3 was better IMO than 7@I AM ERROR

i never read anymore

Khan Academy is an amazing resource

I recently picked up an ebook reader (Kobo) and it's been such a life chabger

Fucking autocorrect

Wtf is a chabger

Anyways

school executed and buried every drop of love for reading i once had, i just can't sit through a book anymore

and when i was little i got caught under the covers with a book and a flashlight at 3 am all the time lmao

Guys before jew tube takes it down for nudes

https://youtu.be/VyJlbd0GZ6U

I got a bunch of Kindle books for relatively free years ago and ripped the drm off them, but never got around to reading them

Watch it hurry hurry

Wow, that's terrible

that is a fully on titty out there

Reading is freedom

Yes a full tiddy @Deleted User take notes

also, she deliverin a beat down, god damn

Mcdonalds managerr dont fuck around

SPICY PORK BOWL

that manager is yuge wahman

too bad they probably gonna be fired.

could play your burger football

Doubt it will get much coverage be cuz they are both minorities and no whites involved

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

but god damn, i would buy some food from them in support of givin an entitled thot the ass-whoopin their parents didn't give them.

The guy in the vid was smart not getting involved

Fatties have physics going for them, but a strong right hook to the neck/jaw and down they go

Saw it on /b/ had to share with you guys

It's like knocking out a beached whale

i mean, the chick getting beat looks asian and the two works looked Hispanic or something. so i think they get a pass. i mean, asians are oppressing them like whites right?

this is called being equal right?

thats how this works?

>mfw asians no longer a minority

Now I remember why I dont like romance in games

Be me, random landless noble

they haven't been a minority since they became doctors

because you are only a minority if you are poor, or female

we are all minorities, compared to the # of dead

#deadsuppremacy

you're right

i support the dead ethnostate

eliminate all non-dead minorities

We need to subsidize our necromancers, they are the job creator of our state

I support the Necrons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Gp-wgbphA

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/guns-of-icarus-alliance?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_twos_tile_index_1

free game

Its fun

No servers here though

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

yes, they thought it didnt be like it is but it do

what in the fuck is that sentence

A meme

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

I think it was some random question asker that probably google translated from something like Chinese.

interesting

ching chong languages do tend to google translate into gibberish

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/544/683/ac3.png

holy shit that's amazing

I don't know about Chinese, but Japamese sentence structure is Subject-Object-Verb as opposed to English's Subject-Verb-Object so it does make sense that a robot would get confused

i find that the best way to use google translate is to use single words or small snippets and then form the sentences yourself using the words it gives you

requires basic knowledge of the language first in order to understand how to structure the sentence and modify some of the words based on context tho

indeed

I disagree

I think the best way to use google translate is to take a phrase or quote, run it through as many iterations as you want, translate it back to english, and see what you end up with.

It's telephone you can play alone

that's the most fun way

most fun, best, six in one and half a dozen on another

best for fun vs best for effectiveness

So on Michael Malice's recent YouTube show, in the very beginning, he claimed that Ocasio-Cortez has subtly changed how she refers to herself from a "democratic socialist" to a "democrat socialist" in order to change gears and get Dem votes. Anyone else notice this? I'm looking for any sources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrIIvbXtn6I

most fun is best

most efficient is just most efficient

if you're not enjoying it they'ires no point

Trying to communicate with people through a language barrier without time for either to learn the other's language
Needing to include another language in a piece of writing (movie script, novel, etc)
Wanting to sound coherent enough to trick people you don't want to talk to into thinking you don't speak English

There are plenty of points

Well, for the first point, I just don't talk to people at all

For the third point, see my rebuttal to the first point

For the second point, I am a writer, and I've tried using translate to have characters speak in a different language

Shit don't work

Google translate is flaming ass

Re 1,3: I mean, same
But other people do

I just had to cop out and write '"[insert the line]," [insert the character] said in [insert the language].'

There was no other way around it that I could conceive. It had to be that exact language, but I don't speak that language, and neither does google translate

Not well enough to be reliable, anyway

Fair

I think it works better on some languages than others

That said, the most effective way to translate is usually to hire a native speaker

Well, nobody *natively* speaks Esperanto

you could make up your own language

just tolkien it

esperanto? sounds fake

I suppose I could submit the lines to what's his name, Captain Kirk, and ask him to translate

It is fake

It was made up in 1886 or something like that

But around 5 million people speak it

It was intended to be a universal language

Obviously that panned out.

i think the best way to use google translate is to use it all the time and get 60%, then not using it all the time and failing the french exam

j'habite dans un pomme du terre sur la mere

j'accuse le sacre bleu

Is it only me or is 1984 Harrison Ford hella ripped?

omlet du fromage

what is the French version of "Am I kawaii? uguu~~"

Pardon, je ne parlez français

french? sounds fake

Realistically that's the only thing you need to know in any language

well uguu is a made up noise so the equivalent of uguu in any language is still uguu

Heil, ich nicht sprichen deutsch

Howdy, I'don' speak 'Murican

uhhh i disagree

It's "ich spreche kein Deutsch" or "ich spreche Deutsch nicht"

cockadoodledo

I actually do spreche Deutsch so yeah GOML scrub and stop appropriating my culture

this is not a noise btw, its an instruction to doodle a penis

cock a doodle, do!

Oi mate, oi dont 'ave a loicense to speake yer language

YA CHEEKY CUNT, 'AV YE GOT A LOICENSE NOT TO 'AV A LOICENSE?

MATE OI DON' 'AV A LOICENSE TO ANSWE THAT QUESTION

you got a loicense checking permit?

i dono, you got a permit checking council approval form?

If twitter and facebook are shadow banning political parties why isnt it considered election meddling ?

you got your council approval form checking loicense

Ai got yer loicense right ere mate
*brandishes illegal butter knife*

?

*brandishes illegal flat bike tire* lmao

what weapons are still legal in UK? toilet plungers?

Nobody needs a knife in 2018. There is never a good excuse to carry a knife in a big city where terrorist attacks are part and parcel.

anyone want some tasty delishious ice cream. its mayonnaise flavor?

gross dude

Sjw *detected*

get the hell out of here

*your

no

*yro'ue

itte

*their

ye be

👀

cupcakeCast

Tim should get a dog

and name it Tim Poodle

bonus points if it's not a poodle

the subverse podcast deserves more views, it was good

the left: "How dare Russia meddle in our rigging of the elections! Twitter! hid all the conservatives! If Russia is still making them relevant lets just erase them! "

i can't sit through podcasts

don't sit trough them ? like most people, listen to them while doing something else ?

i don't have much to do except watch things

and i can't really watch something while also watching/listening to something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dm7vAFdzcc

yes

no

yes

maybe

decision is a spectrum, I decide to be omnidecisive

potato

racist

Ya'll mothafuckas as excited for Halloween as I am?

no but I'm excited for spring break !

but it's already summer

it's almost fall ya dingus

woosh

NO

WOOSH YOU

Nah. I don't get Halloween

Because of people like you we have to listen to xmas songs in shopping malls since at least the start of November..

Sounds like you don't have enough of the Christmas spirit.

I sentence you to three hours of White Christmas on loop.

Huwite Christmas

O shit, it's almost the end of July, I have to think about what I'm going to eat for dinner in September 🤔

Ok but why would you not plan your menu ahead of time?

It's easier than flying by the seat of your pants

And plus you gotta get supplies

Depends on the person

Anyway, I don't like Christmas music in November, either.

I think it should be played year-round .👌

yes

I HATE YOU

That's fine, I love you enough for both of us

That sounds terrible.

You are loving me without my consent, that's rape

I'll be reporting you

There's no physical contact

At worst it's harassment

Words are violence fyi

@Senny call the cyber police

called

Then I'll be seeing you in internet court

Cute, he thinks there will be court.

Oh, sorry, I meant I'll be seeing you in "internet title IX adjudication"

Do internet enforcers have equal representation of what is on the internet?

The media is going balls to the wall against Alex Jones right now. Why do they fear him so much? I don’t get it.

easy target

So click bait?

gotta fill the daily news cycle

definitely potato