!agree

Assume the worst in everyone and you can never be disappointed. Just saying.

A misanthrope who can be pleasantly surprised when someone isn't actually the worst! :^)

If you're sensitive wouldn't it be easier to assume the worst? Then you don't have that sudden shock of devastation when the worst does come.

I mean, only if you're old.

lackadaisical? More like accepting.

They couldn't even be bothered to purge Roman Polanski. 20 years or so it took them, and they did it quietly.

https://imgur.com/wbGvOHS

Even if you don't get in contact with him. Just blast it everywhere and hope it gets to him. Living in Chicago is like living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Except instead of zombies and demons it's bloods and crips who want to kill you.

1AM in Chicago? And you're awake? Big gang fight tonight?

Is your job cleaning up the corpses after gang fights?

Shorts are literally "short pants"

English speakers just like to abbreviate shit

so "short pants" became "shorts"

Sorry, I can't join this cult, I'm already a pirateologist.

Sorry man. I do wear a beanie, and I'm a friend to all Beanists or whatever you wanna call yourself. But a man cannot serve two masters.

Is it just me or did the AK not actually break? It seems like the guy's just accidentally bump firing.

Yeah, exactly. If it were really broken, it should have been firing independent of his actions, I would think. I think he was just pulling the gun forward with his off hand as he depressed the trigger with his dominant, without even realizing it. He panicked is all.

I mean, surely like most things, the first guy to discover bump fire did so by accident, right?

The guy who made cheese first didn't know he was making cheese, he thought he was preserving milk.

I just think that with the way the RSO was hanging around, the guy behind the gun must have been a total newbie. So I'm more inclined to guess user error than weapon malfunction.

Also they need to fire that RSO. Dude should have known you don't stand next to a shooter, and especially not a new shooter.

If he had been behind the shooter he would have been less at risk, just as able to give instructions, and more able to take control. Notice another RSO comes up from behind at the end there.

Oh for sure. I'm glad nobody died. But I hope whatever problem was there got fixed. Either that gun got maintainenced or that shooter got a healthy tongue lashing.

Tfw none of those things apply to me

Milsurp would be an upgrade.

Actually, for that matter, 3D waifus would also be an upgrade.

Every time I watch a porn I'm always disappointed to find that it's not knitting instructions

I can go as high as two dicks, as long as both dicks are possessed by wammen

Is this a BOFA DEEZ NUTZ joke?

TRAPS AREN'T GAY

FUCK YOU

TRAPS ARE REAL AND HETEROSEXUAL

Extremely real.

Have you ever been trapped?

Nothing could be realer

Trannies are heterosexual and femboys are MEGA HETERO

Traps as people are called traps based on the concept of traps as a scenario

!rank

It shouldn't be though tbh.

I mean, just think of the children.

Do you want your kid to find porn and accidentally be exposed to SEX?

I know I don't!

I want them to learn string theory from porn!

Bottom-right corner best corner

You know how they say the left can't meme?

Well if everyone's further left than you, that must mean you're the best at memeing.

You wanna cyber with a nazi?

Aborigine isn't in common use anymore though because people took issue to it. That's the entire reason the word "aboriginal" exists. So it's kind of derogatory, depending on who you're talking to.

My general rule is to just assume *someone* is going to be offended by what I'm going to say.

And then say it anyway.

Because fuck other people.

Moats are even cheaper though

And if you live in the deep south, well shit, your moat automatically comes with attack gators

They don't call 'em Gatorback, though.

Jej

But what about Americans who live near the bordeR?

It's not like we could mine the Mexican side of the border

So now Americans gotta take the risk of getting blown in the not-fun way when they go duning or whatever?

I mean, I live over a thousand miles from the border

So I'll be fine

Sand-Mexican border, not Snow-Mexican border.

I'm fine with that, Canadas should stay in Canada anyway tbh

Ah, Crowder's alright.

No, Skep can stay in Canada

She no longer gets to claim the title of American.

She is now Canadian by marriage and they both can leave America tout suite.

Ok that's fine

I spent a lot of time with the phonetic alphabet, is Zulu acceptable?

Bruce Willis is the quintessential American, fuck off

Everyone makes mistakes.

You can have Drake and Justin Bieber

And Lil Tay

Mmm no, sorry, Rush is American music for redblooded, meat eating Americans.

Not some poutine eating hockey playing Canucks

Why would I want poutine when I could have wet fries with actual cheese?

Who the fuck eats cheese curds?

Why go through all the trouble of separating curd from whey and not the extra ONE STEP to make legitimate cheese?

It's disgusting, it's degenerate, and it's why we should have done a northern wall before a southern wall.

DON'T BUY CURDS

DON'T FALL FOR THE MEME

CHEESE IS INHERENTLY SUPERIOR

CURDS ISN'T CHEESE

IT'S CHEESE LITE

DIET CHEESE

Guys

Is cheese white supremacy?

I know milk is

but what about cheese?

Thank God

>papa johns cheese

it's fucking velveeta tbh

YOU CAN KEEP KRAFT

KRAFT IS ASS GARBAGE

Nestle is Swiss

RELEGATED TO CANADA NOW.

He sounds awesome. Anyone who brings Trudo'h down a few pegs is my kinda guy. He can come to America.

I've decided that instead of building a wall on the northern border, it is time for the United States to annex Canada.

Canada can come down to the party as long as they leave the poutine upstairs.