its like everyone in the past was on like LSD

Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans

Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc

They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove

drugs, got it

and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe

you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu

For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock

With five elements

like the greeks said

i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.

Then the theory of the Brahm was introduced

Brahm being an atom

Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her

So the rishis changed

Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round

i love Zeus. the first fratboy

so they changed it to Earth being a ball

Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun

turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals

So, I shit you not

They changed it to

Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man

and he holds up the earth in his tusks

yep, high as balls

and he circles the sun

Yea lol

gotta grant them though

They just change the lore

modern religions just kill the people who ask questions

It's another reason why i like hinduism

"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"

Questions are encouraged

XD

some strong stuff hahah

good hash

There's a story where an entire village decides no to pray to indra, the king of gods

king of god?

"You mean, like a boar? *takes drag*"
"Yeah, but he is a man. *takes drag*"
"A boar man! He got the head of boar! *laughs hysterically , falls over passes out*"

and instead they worship the cows, the fields, a mountain they took their plants from

Indra gets angry af

Brings down a giant thunderstorm

The villages take banana leaves