And brings it to life

It was a small boy

Shiv comes to the bath to see his wife

And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"

Shiv throws his trident at the kid

Cuts his head off

His wife comes out and she's pissed

And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed

And they have to find a new head

and put the elephant head on

And it has to be a new born's

And had to match the kid

XD

So he sends out this bull

A literal giant bull

and the first transspecies was born

And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child

And brings an elephant head

Xd

if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone

Ganesh is my favourite god

He's the indian equivalent of Apollo

nice that sounds pretty sick

Except obese and uses a snake as his belt

Don't ask

hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times

The old sages had a ton of acid man

Tzeentch is still the one true god

that and Khorne

mmm nice good ole acid

as well as the c'tan!

why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?

its like everyone in the past was on like LSD

Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans

Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc

They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove

drugs, got it

and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe

you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu

For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock