He normally sits on a lotus

needs to be a BLACK swan

But uses the swan to travel

@JULZIFICATOR Dude no one cares

He's not supposed to have temples

LOL i know hahaha

that no one cares

No one's gonna care if he's black, since no one worships him

Literally

He just exists

And no one cares

It's the saddest god

Sheogorath is the saddest god

XD sheogorath is the BEST GOD

I think hinduism is the only religion where the creator isn't supposed to have temples, and the destructor is worshipped

sounds pretty pro revolutionary if u ask me

Oh btw the destructor literally destroys the world if he's angry

By dancing

tell shiva to stop dancing!

He literally takes out a small drum

LOL wow that sounds like the SJWs goals in a nutshell

And dances

does he also scream helplessly at the sky?

Oh you know that elephant god

Ganesh

ahh yes

the god of fortune 😉

Ganesh is Shiva's son

You know why he's got an elephant head?

Shiv's wife, went to take a bath

https://youtu.be/qR28AVY63wU?t=7s

And to guard her, she makes a statue of clay

And brings it to life

It was a small boy

Shiv comes to the bath to see his wife

And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"

Shiv throws his trident at the kid

Cuts his head off

His wife comes out and she's pissed

And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed

And they have to find a new head