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And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"
Shiv throws his trident at the kid
Cuts his head off
His wife comes out and she's pissed
And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed
And they have to find a new head
and put the elephant head on
And it has to be a new born's
And had to match the kid
XD
So he sends out this bull
A literal giant bull
and the first transspecies was born
And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child
And brings an elephant head
Xd
if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone
Ganesh is my favourite god
He's the indian equivalent of Apollo
nice that sounds pretty sick
Don't ask
hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times
The old sages had a ton of acid man
Tzeentch is still the one true god
that and Khorne
mmm nice good ole acid
as well as the c'tan!
why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?
its like everyone in the past was on like LSD
Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans
Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc
They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove
drugs, got it
and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe
you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu
For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock
With five elements
like the greeks said
i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.