Message from @Grenade123
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So he sends out this bull
A literal giant bull
and the first transspecies was born
And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child
And brings an elephant head
Xd
if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone
Ganesh is my favourite god
He's the indian equivalent of Apollo
nice that sounds pretty sick
Except obese and uses a snake as his belt
Don't ask
hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times
The old sages had a ton of acid man
Tzeentch is still the one true god
that and Khorne
mmm nice good ole acid
as well as the c'tan!
why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?
Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans
Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc
They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove
drugs, got it
and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe
you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu
For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock
With five elements
like the greeks said
i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.
Then the theory of the Brahm was introduced
Brahm being an atom
Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her
So the rishis changed
Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round
i love Zeus. the first fratboy
so they changed it to Earth being a ball
Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun
turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals
So, I shit you not