Message from @Dr.Wol
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The old sages had a ton of acid man
Tzeentch is still the one true god
that and Khorne
mmm nice good ole acid
as well as the c'tan!
why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?
its like everyone in the past was on like LSD
Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans
Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc
They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove
drugs, got it
and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe
you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu
For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock
With five elements
like the greeks said
i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.
Then the theory of the Brahm was introduced
Brahm being an atom
Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her
So the rishis changed
Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round
i love Zeus. the first fratboy
so they changed it to Earth being a ball
Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun
turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals
So, I shit you not
They changed it to
Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man
and he holds up the earth in his tusks
yep, high as balls
and he circles the sun
Yea lol
gotta grant them though
They just change the lore
modern religions just kill the people who ask questions
It's another reason why i like hinduism
"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"
Questions are encouraged
XD
some strong stuff hahah
good hash