And dances

does he also scream helplessly at the sky?

Oh you know that elephant god

Ganesh

ahh yes

the god of fortune 😉

Ganesh is Shiva's son

You know why he's got an elephant head?

Shiv's wife, went to take a bath

https://youtu.be/qR28AVY63wU?t=7s

And to guard her, she makes a statue of clay

And brings it to life

It was a small boy

Shiv comes to the bath to see his wife

And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"

Shiv throws his trident at the kid

Cuts his head off

His wife comes out and she's pissed

And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed

And they have to find a new head

and put the elephant head on

And it has to be a new born's

And had to match the kid

XD

So he sends out this bull

A literal giant bull

and the first transspecies was born

And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child

And brings an elephant head

Xd

if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone

Ganesh is my favourite god

He's the indian equivalent of Apollo

nice that sounds pretty sick

Except obese and uses a snake as his belt

Don't ask

hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times

The old sages had a ton of acid man

Tzeentch is still the one true god

that and Khorne

mmm nice good ole acid