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Oh you know that elephant god
Ganesh
ahh yes
the god of fortune 😉
Ganesh is Shiva's son
You know why he's got an elephant head?
Shiv's wife, went to take a bath
And to guard her, she makes a statue of clay
And brings it to life
It was a small boy
Shiv comes to the bath to see his wife
And this boy's like "Fuck off mate"
Shiv throws his trident at the kid
Cuts his head off
His wife comes out and she's pissed
And all the other gods come also cos they're pissed that she's pissed
And they have to find a new head
and put the elephant head on
And it has to be a new born's
XD
So he sends out this bull
A literal giant bull
and the first transspecies was born
And since the bull has shit eyes, he mistakes an elephant child for a human child
And brings an elephant head
Xd
if she was really pissed at him, she should've taken his penis and made it Ganesh's head
That'll show everyone
Ganesh is my favourite god
He's the indian equivalent of Apollo
nice that sounds pretty sick
Except obese and uses a snake as his belt
Don't ask
hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times
The old sages had a ton of acid man
Tzeentch is still the one true god
that and Khorne
mmm nice good ole acid
as well as the c'tan!