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2018-07-23 13:21:32 UTC  

nice that sounds pretty sick

2018-07-23 13:21:56 UTC  

Except obese and uses a snake as his belt

2018-07-23 13:22:04 UTC  

Don't ask

2018-07-23 13:22:19 UTC  

hey, they didn't have proper leather-belts in those times

2018-07-23 13:22:57 UTC  

The old sages had a ton of acid man

2018-07-23 13:23:10 UTC  

Tzeentch is still the one true god

2018-07-23 13:23:50 UTC  

that and Khorne

2018-07-23 13:23:51 UTC  

mmm nice good ole acid

2018-07-23 13:25:32 UTC  

as well as the c'tan!

2018-07-23 13:33:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/470946670591344640/Diyw3JEVAAIxhEu.png

2018-07-23 13:33:57 UTC  

why does it seem most polytheistic gods have literally insane back stories?

2018-07-23 13:34:15 UTC  

its like everyone in the past was on like LSD

2018-07-23 13:34:29 UTC  

Well hindu rishis had a very...complicated relationship with brahmans

2018-07-23 13:34:51 UTC  

Rishis are the priests, and the brahmans were scientists, mathematicians, doctors, etc

2018-07-23 13:35:17 UTC  

They tended to change the myths according to what scientists could prove

2018-07-23 13:35:34 UTC  

drugs, got it

2018-07-23 13:35:36 UTC  

and it ended up becoming more complicated than the marvel universe

2018-07-23 13:35:48 UTC  

you think Greek, Polynesian, or Norse is any less crazy than hindu

2018-07-23 13:36:17 UTC  

For example the first theory was that the whole of where the humans lived was a flat rock

2018-07-23 13:36:31 UTC  

With five elements

2018-07-23 13:36:38 UTC  

like the greeks said

2018-07-23 13:36:59 UTC  

i think everyone was just high as balls because life utterly sucked back then.

2018-07-23 13:36:59 UTC  

Then the theory of the Brahm was introduced

2018-07-23 13:37:04 UTC  

Brahm being an atom

2018-07-23 13:37:13 UTC  

Greek had their master god, turn into a bull, trick a woman into riding him, then ran into the sea
kidnapped her to an island and had sex with her

2018-07-23 13:37:15 UTC  

So the rishis changed

2018-07-23 13:37:34 UTC  

Then, it was proved that the earth was actually round

2018-07-23 13:37:38 UTC  

i love Zeus. the first fratboy

2018-07-23 13:37:51 UTC  

so they changed it to Earth being a ball

2018-07-23 13:38:25 UTC  

Then the scientists explained the earth was in space, circling the sun

2018-07-23 13:38:30 UTC  

turned into a goose and managed to fuck a lady, now that is smooth. he was so smooth he needed challenge mode in the form of changing into animals

2018-07-23 13:38:32 UTC  

So, I shit you not

2018-07-23 13:38:36 UTC  

They changed it to

2018-07-23 13:38:53 UTC  

Vishnu came down to earth as a giant Boar headed man

2018-07-23 13:39:02 UTC  

and he holds up the earth in his tusks

2018-07-23 13:39:12 UTC  

yep, high as balls

2018-07-23 13:39:13 UTC  

and he circles the sun

2018-07-23 13:39:18 UTC  

Yea lol

2018-07-23 13:39:29 UTC  

gotta grant them though

They just change the lore

modern religions just kill the people who ask questions

2018-07-23 13:39:43 UTC  

It's another reason why i like hinduism

2018-07-23 13:39:47 UTC  

"wait wait wait, we are just floating there? what if *takes a drag* this giant man thing with tusks, is holding us there"