Guess who fracture their elbow today? 😀

How was the weekend my dudes?

My weekend was good. Went home and visited the family. My dad sent me back with a cooler full of steaks, so basically I'm going to eat like a T rex for the next week

How'd you do that? @micbwilli

I smashed down on a rock on Labor Day and it's been hurting since. Got it xrayed today. Turns out it was just a bad bruse.

@micbwilli Bro, you need a better story than that....... 😉

I meant to say "didn't fracture my elbow."

I went to a Constitution Day celebration, did some fliering and pwned noobs

I was drunk on a rope swing for Labor Day... 😔

Your new story:

There I was, surrounded by assailants.... One left hook, KO... one Head Kick, another KO..... Then the final attacker, I finished off with a flying elbow!
https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-elbowdrop-gif-9430921

@micbwilli

What's the coolest injury you've ever had?

Mine was playing king of the hill on a lexan board being dragged by a 4 wheeler when I was 14.

Broke my pinky while sparring. Now my pinky is crooked, and the knuckle is double the size it should be. 😉

I worked at a mental hospital and I interrupted a self-hanging attempt, the inconsolable lad scratched my eye as I brought him down. Was in a patch for a week. luckily no infections.

I cut my thumb down the middle on a rotory meat slicer. Don't try to do tomatoes on them.

My brother and I were sword fighting with broken pipes and he sliced my hand open

A bowling ball stuck on my middle finger and broke the bone sideways. I should go bowling again soon.

Joking around with a buddy in the bathroom in school. Slipped and hit my head on a toilet, blacked out for a second, didn’t feel anything. Had blood coming down my face like a horror movie and I casually walked down to the nurses office

Bowling is very white

Good date too

I worked at a bowling center for 2 years. Used to be good. I bowled a 280 once.

Damn

It ruined my back tho cause it's a very asymmetrical exercise. I play pool now.

Oh, I forgot the time I sliced my hand on an ice auger

saw the blood hit the snow/ice before I felt it.

I've cut my fingers a few times with my big knives if that counts

ohh, I once had a pencil stuck in my temple before. that's uh, cool right? 😅

Bleh?

The government also plans to raise the retirement age to 70.

jeez Japan

*resist urge to Hapa-post*

Seriously, how selfish and pathetic do you really have to be...?

Quick! Send them refugees!

I really feel sorry for the Japanese. After WWII their culture became neutered.

Gotta get those Nip lads after their own women!

Honorary Aryans rise up!

*cue Mishima-posting*

Okay soo

Haha jk

Meet Japan's globalist foreign minister, Taro Kono.