Message from @Bjorn - MD

Discord ID: 516690008166629391


2018-11-26 18:52:45 UTC  

What's breakfast? 🤔

2018-11-26 18:53:07 UTC  

My mom had this phase when she would make me these absolutely massive breakfasts, like dinner size, and I'd eat like one fourth of it and give up.

2018-11-26 18:53:12 UTC  

Its that time of morning when you eat cold pizza as the Keurig warms up @Asatru Artist - MD

2018-11-26 18:54:44 UTC  

i had ice cream for breakfast

2018-11-26 18:54:46 UTC  

no bulli

2018-11-26 18:55:00 UTC  

Soooo do the Germans ever eat things that are healthy and not overflowing with sugars, fats and carbs?

2018-11-26 18:55:01 UTC  

Sounds like you guys need to take the oatmeal and hard-boiled egg(s) pill <:redpill:439924063377555497>

2018-11-26 18:55:38 UTC  

I usually do have oatmeal with a cup of blueberries for breakfast

2018-11-26 18:56:15 UTC  

I *might* have a piece of bread with bologna and some mayonnaise

2018-11-26 18:56:20 UTC  

it's not morning lol @Sam Anderson

2018-11-26 18:57:21 UTC  

Yeah that's what I ate this morning and is a response to Asatrau's profound question on the nature of breakfast.

2018-11-26 18:57:27 UTC  

Here's my breakfast and lunch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516688957686415360/download_1.jpeg

2018-11-26 18:57:27 UTC  

@Jacob That's just disgusting, bruh, lol.

2018-11-26 18:58:55 UTC  
2018-11-26 18:59:08 UTC  

Oh bro that vid was great

2018-11-26 18:59:36 UTC  

Metalheads > gender ambiguous cheerleader any day

2018-11-26 19:00:56 UTC  

@Sam Anderson Turns out that my theory was incorrect, and she's *actually* a she, albeit with rather broad shoulders. Still cute, though, I now feel safe to say, lol.

2018-11-26 19:01:14 UTC  

@Bjorn - MD dude it's so good

2018-11-26 19:01:31 UTC  

oh wait I forgot to sound cultured

2018-11-26 19:01:33 UTC  

@Jacob Traps?

2018-11-26 19:01:37 UTC  

Oh, bologna.

2018-11-26 19:01:41 UTC  

I might have some HLEB

2018-11-26 19:01:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516690065242456064/infographic03.jpg

2018-11-26 19:01:51 UTC  

God bless Ohio.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516690065468948491/Screenshot_20181126-110121_Twitter.jpg

2018-11-26 19:01:54 UTC  

Apparently it was a girl? I wonder how she feels about everyone wondering? I guess she shouldn't have worn a trashy trap-tier wig and costume.

2018-11-26 19:02:04 UTC  

@Jacob It's "KHLYEP."

2018-11-26 19:02:38 UTC  

Broad shouldered woman is best though for strong sons.

2018-11-26 19:02:54 UTC  

(Final consonants are de-voiced in Russian 🤓 ☝)

2018-11-26 19:04:12 UTC  

no you have to misspell it and mispronounce it

2018-11-26 19:05:35 UTC  

people who try to act cultured never actually know the language

2018-11-26 19:07:39 UTC  

"Why you no say, "ХЛЕБ?!"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516691523971186688/2018-11-26_14-07-01.png

2018-11-26 19:09:48 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I'm half-curious to hear you elaborate on your position, lol.

2018-11-26 19:10:14 UTC  

Meme magic is real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516692174994276382/20181126_074145.png

2018-11-26 19:10:32 UTC  

in case the baby comes out the other side @Bjorn - MD

2018-11-26 19:10:38 UTC  

@Bjorn - MD which one? I drop bizarre takes thrice a day

2018-11-26 19:10:49 UTC  

it's just like having wide hips

2018-11-26 19:11:09 UTC  

@Jacob I was wondering if things were... Wait for it... HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION 😂

2018-11-26 19:11:27 UTC  

Whut oh!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516692480553385995/Screenshot_20181126-111056_Twitter.jpg

2018-11-26 19:11:50 UTC  

Oh broad shoulders? Just positive eugenics. You want to keep/improve good qualities

2018-11-26 19:12:07 UTC  

@bspon002 Tfw you're capable of sympathizing with orcs.

2018-11-26 19:12:18 UTC  

still talking about sausages? or did i miss that boat?