Message from @Sam Southern - TN

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2018-12-08 05:12:04 UTC  

The chad ginger...

2018-12-08 05:12:25 UTC  

I could tell you fellas the funniest joke you've ever heard. But it would take 15 or more minutes. I heard it from my old Uncle Snake. He was was born in 1905, and was a very frightening man. But we listened carefully to everything he said because you DID NOT want him to repeat anything.

2018-12-08 05:12:30 UTC  

@VinceChaos the joke ends when the g*nger returns all the stolen souls of course

2018-12-08 05:12:36 UTC  

fun fact there is no redhead emoji

2018-12-08 05:12:44 UTC  

we are oppressed

2018-12-08 05:12:51 UTC  

there is literally a devil emoji, what're you talking about

2018-12-08 05:13:02 UTC  

that's because redheads are too perfect to reproduce on digital art

2018-12-08 05:13:05 UTC  

theres a clown too so theres that

2018-12-08 05:13:31 UTC  

You guys are brutal

2018-12-08 05:13:37 UTC  

I found it:

2018-12-08 05:13:50 UTC  

You can't see it because Gingers are a conspiracy theory

2018-12-08 05:14:01 UTC  

They don't actually exist

2018-12-08 05:14:10 UTC  

Sure a little bit of Heaven fell from out the sky one day
and it nestled in the ocean in a place so far away
and when the angels found it sure it looked so sweet and fair
they said suppose we leave it for it lookes so peaceful there

So they sprinkled it with stardust just to make the shamorcks grow
it's the only place you'll find them no matter where you go
then they darted it with silver just to make the lakes look grand
and when they had it finsihed sure they called it Ireland

2018-12-08 05:14:12 UTC  

like birds and australia

2018-12-08 05:14:23 UTC  

the g*nger wouldn't sit still long enough for the small picture to be made bc he was too busy running around stealing souls of course

2018-12-08 05:14:50 UTC  

i was born in australia so that makes sense that neither of those things exist

2018-12-08 05:15:13 UTC  

@VinceChaos I didn't know you were Chinese <:thinkplant:359034245777457173>

2018-12-08 05:15:19 UTC  

were you born with a harness on to keep you strapped to the other side of the FE or what @VinceChaos

2018-12-08 05:15:33 UTC  

ahhh yah guys so uh ya know we try to allow conversations about whether gingers have souls to play out, but ya know if it's ya know divisive and stuff then we're gonna have to uhh be officially neutral on the issue due to rule 2 on divisive topics I guess

2018-12-08 05:15:58 UTC  

imagine a joke about g*ingers not having souls actually being considered offensive lmao

2018-12-08 05:16:06 UTC  

>getting mad online about g*inger jokes

2018-12-08 05:16:08 UTC  

pls

2018-12-08 05:16:11 UTC  

Gingers have the MOST soul.

2018-12-08 05:16:18 UTC  
2018-12-08 05:16:19 UTC  

Vdmvrts rise up

2018-12-08 05:16:43 UTC  

Gingers actually come from the middle of the hollow earth.

2018-12-08 05:16:55 UTC  

I have had kids have such hatred for me when we would watch a documentary of Imperial Britain, and their EVIL TAXES <:boomer:394308007217070080> on the colonials. It's the strangest thing. During middle school btw.

2018-12-08 05:16:59 UTC  

James Fields found guilty of 1st degree murder and nine other charges

2018-12-08 05:17:09 UTC  

let's stick to the g*nger negs

2018-12-08 05:17:26 UTC  

We covered that earlier.

2018-12-08 05:17:26 UTC  

thanks @ThisIsChris save me from these bullies

2018-12-08 05:17:53 UTC  

@VinceChaos Who's bullying you?

2018-12-08 05:18:03 UTC  

Chris just trying to protect the g*ngers w the most souls so that he can steal them for himself <:galaxybrain:366743669484683264>

2018-12-08 05:18:13 UTC  

Now I wear cow boy boots, a baseball cap with the flag, and drive a Yeet Yeet truck. How times have changed.

2018-12-08 05:18:31 UTC  

@Sam Southern - TN rubbing my hands very vigorously right now

2018-12-08 05:18:56 UTC  

>wearing cowboy boots unironically

2018-12-08 05:18:57 UTC  

@OMGDwayne Everyone saying gingas dont have souls stop the intraracial slurs and bullying (im joking)

2018-12-08 05:19:22 UTC  

@Deleted User >not wearing cowboy boots

2018-12-08 05:19:32 UTC  

Wut in tarnashun

2018-12-08 05:20:00 UTC  

@ThisIsChris I wear lizard skin cowboy boots every single day. Why is that a thing even?