Message from @John Public

Discord ID: 712277425903632445


2020-05-19 10:08:29 UTC  

But I saw that one

2020-05-19 10:20:17 UTC  

Damn straight I did. I got style and taste but not money πŸ˜†

2020-05-19 10:46:25 UTC  

Lmao I was going to buy one from this Hawaii online store, which I’ll still prob do, but then I saw the one I got and said fuckkk it

2020-05-19 10:58:11 UTC  

Lol a navy that all looks like cousin Eddie on a big wood raft with a beer in one hand and a silo tube draining into the ocean "shitters full"

2020-05-19 11:29:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/712265776668868638/image0.jpg

2020-05-19 11:45:44 UTC  

That actor is the ultimate villain

2020-05-19 11:46:36 UTC  

So its one of those days. Im getting sued. And I still gotta get some sleep before my shift at 3.
On the plus side I do have fruity pebbles for breakfast😣

2020-05-19 11:47:22 UTC  

Why are you getting sued?

2020-05-19 11:58:08 UTC  

Me and the government seem to have vastly different definitions of "fully and truthfuly" filling out tax forms

2020-05-19 11:59:04 UTC  

I just assumed that the standard was set by politicians.

2020-05-19 11:59:29 UTC  

Lmao good luck

2020-05-19 12:03:38 UTC  

I'm not worried. Hard to prove and easy to deny. Besides, I can always start selling ass to make ends meetπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2020-05-19 12:08:53 UTC  

Well it turns out I'm an idiot.
They seem to believe that I have no children so I just need to mail them some dirty diapers and birth certificates and I'm good.
*note to self: read entire letter before curling into fetal position*

2020-05-19 12:12:03 UTC  

Wait so you claimed children and they don’t think you have children to claim?

2020-05-19 12:13:46 UTC  

Yeah. Its because my youngest was born in january so I think she fell thru the cracks last year. Inused h&r block so I should be good

2020-05-19 12:14:35 UTC  

Oh yea if you used an actual tax place you’re fine

2020-05-19 12:14:36 UTC  

The state still hasn't approved her on my unemployment either. Guess she doesn't fuckin exsist

2020-05-19 12:14:51 UTC  

Wow

2020-05-19 12:14:58 UTC  

MA or Nh

2020-05-19 12:16:11 UTC  

MA. Its only like 50 a week but at this point thats like 400 so I might just piss off some poor person on their hotline to vent lol

2020-05-19 12:16:44 UTC  

Lmao I love doing that

2020-05-19 12:17:01 UTC  

I had a bad habit of doing that too lol

2020-05-19 12:19:17 UTC  

Its so cathartic. I've worked in call centers so I know the line not to cross but They also can't just hang up unless you cross it. So I'm gonna put on my best Scottish accent and demand that the governor himself come pick up this child since they say she ain't mineπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

2020-05-19 12:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/712279845668913252/card.png

2020-05-19 13:22:20 UTC  

Alrighty boys. I'm going to buy an intervention. So when it pops off I can be on some MW2 shit.

2020-05-19 13:23:26 UTC  

your bank is going to hate you

2020-05-19 13:26:23 UTC  

Meh surely they cant cost that much.

2020-05-19 13:27:21 UTC  

I don't think I've ever actually seen one for sale

2020-05-19 13:27:36 UTC  

11k to 13k for 1

2020-05-19 13:27:58 UTC  

I mean they’re in stock on cheytac’s website

2020-05-19 13:28:14 UTC  

Holy shit tho, a Barrett is cheaper

2020-05-19 13:28:22 UTC  

yup

2020-05-19 13:29:32 UTC  

I really wish I had a range where I could use something like that to its full potential

>they can’t be that expensive

Hope you have 12k burning a hole in your pocket

2020-05-19 13:30:22 UTC  

You could buy a lot of other supplies for that price

2020-05-19 13:30:54 UTC  

Plus you might as well add another 2k in ammo reloading supplies because good luck finding commercial ammo

Literally just spend the money on 12 shitbox cars and have your own demolition derby with your friends

Or be a real cool guyℒ️ and blow it on nfa stuff