keto weight loss is fucking weird. when i did normal diet/exercise a few years ago i dropped 30lbs but i did so at a very consistent rate. keto is like, you can drop 10lbs in a week but then you won't lose anything for another week, then you'll go 3lbs in a week and then 5 and then nothing, and it's just a similar cycle to that

with keto gaining steam in the past year, a lot of companies now are making low carb snacks and shit and that makes it a sight easier to give in to cravings and stay on top of the diet. i can eat 2 pints of triple chocolate ice cream that's better than blue bell and not be out of my carb limit for the day

so now whenever i take a cheat out of cravings(instead of today where i didnt really have a choice because i ran out of shit) i cheat with things that are really good but still relatively low-carb so i don't throw my ketosis out of whack

Is it sugar free ice cream? I thought sugar kicked you out of keto even faster than other carbs

Congrats on your progress btw.

Henlo all

Good morning Kings

Mornin kings

Imagine not making time in your day to better yourself before or after work/ obligations

King tip of the day: stop wasting your life asleep, if you’re fat, stop being fucking fat and give a damn about yourself, and the people around you. if you wanna learn a new skill or better your skills, fucking do it than pussy

Morning you glorious Bastards

Is there a <:olb:260558268978429953>oogie navy yet?

We need to.make one

Id like to see that. Im picturing speed boats with a flotilla of fat men floting down a river on rubber tubes beer in one hand and my are

Not the best pic but I'm happy with the new blouse

Lol you got that at Wal-mart

I got mine there too

But I saw that one

Damn straight I did. I got style and taste but not money 😆

Lmao I was going to buy one from this Hawaii online store, which I’ll still prob do, but then I saw the one I got and said fuckkk it

Lol a navy that all looks like cousin Eddie on a big wood raft with a beer in one hand and a silo tube draining into the ocean "shitters full"

That actor is the ultimate villain

So its one of those days. Im getting sued. And I still gotta get some sleep before my shift at 3.
On the plus side I do have fruity pebbles for breakfast😣

Why are you getting sued?

Me and the government seem to have vastly different definitions of "fully and truthfuly" filling out tax forms

I just assumed that the standard was set by politicians.

Lmao good luck

I'm not worried. Hard to prove and easy to deny. Besides, I can always start selling ass to make ends meet😂😂

Well it turns out I'm an idiot.
They seem to believe that I have no children so I just need to mail them some dirty diapers and birth certificates and I'm good.
*note to self: read entire letter before curling into fetal position*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kez87jw_2QM

Wait so you claimed children and they don’t think you have children to claim?

Yeah. Its because my youngest was born in january so I think she fell thru the cracks last year. Inused h&r block so I should be good

Oh yea if you used an actual tax place you’re fine

The state still hasn't approved her on my unemployment either. Guess she doesn't fuckin exsist

Wow

MA or Nh

MA. Its only like 50 a week but at this point thats like 400 so I might just piss off some poor person on their hotline to vent lol

Lmao I love doing that

I had a bad habit of doing that too lol