Message from @𝔑𝔒𝔭π”₯𝔯𝔦𝔰

Discord ID: 712295907223142524


2020-05-19 12:12:03 UTC  

Wait so you claimed children and they don’t think you have children to claim?

2020-05-19 12:13:46 UTC  

Yeah. Its because my youngest was born in january so I think she fell thru the cracks last year. Inused h&r block so I should be good

2020-05-19 12:14:35 UTC  

Oh yea if you used an actual tax place you’re fine

2020-05-19 12:14:36 UTC  

The state still hasn't approved her on my unemployment either. Guess she doesn't fuckin exsist

2020-05-19 12:14:51 UTC  

Wow

2020-05-19 12:14:58 UTC  

MA or Nh

2020-05-19 12:16:11 UTC  

MA. Its only like 50 a week but at this point thats like 400 so I might just piss off some poor person on their hotline to vent lol

2020-05-19 12:16:44 UTC  

Lmao I love doing that

2020-05-19 12:17:01 UTC  

I had a bad habit of doing that too lol

2020-05-19 12:19:17 UTC  

Its so cathartic. I've worked in call centers so I know the line not to cross but They also can't just hang up unless you cross it. So I'm gonna put on my best Scottish accent and demand that the governor himself come pick up this child since they say she ain't mineπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

2020-05-19 12:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/712279845668913252/card.png

2020-05-19 13:22:20 UTC  

Alrighty boys. I'm going to buy an intervention. So when it pops off I can be on some MW2 shit.

2020-05-19 13:23:26 UTC  

your bank is going to hate you

2020-05-19 13:26:23 UTC  

Meh surely they cant cost that much.

2020-05-19 13:27:21 UTC  

I don't think I've ever actually seen one for sale

2020-05-19 13:27:36 UTC  

11k to 13k for 1

2020-05-19 13:27:58 UTC  

I mean they’re in stock on cheytac’s website

2020-05-19 13:28:14 UTC  

Holy shit tho, a Barrett is cheaper

2020-05-19 13:28:22 UTC  

yup

2020-05-19 13:29:32 UTC  

I really wish I had a range where I could use something like that to its full potential

>they can’t be that expensive

Hope you have 12k burning a hole in your pocket

2020-05-19 13:30:22 UTC  

You could buy a lot of other supplies for that price

2020-05-19 13:30:54 UTC  

Plus you might as well add another 2k in ammo reloading supplies because good luck finding commercial ammo

Literally just spend the money on 12 shitbox cars and have your own demolition derby with your friends

Or be a real cool guyℒ️ and blow it on nfa stuff

2020-05-19 13:35:05 UTC  

Lol

2020-05-19 13:43:37 UTC  

As soon as I saw that amazon link I knew it would be funny lol

2020-05-19 14:08:56 UTC  

> Or be a real cool guyℒ️ and blow it on nfa stuff
@𝔑𝔒𝔭π”₯𝔯𝔦𝔰
Or be just the coolest ever and buy all your most loyal posters knockoff chinese 1911's. Youd probably still spend less than 2 grandπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2020-05-19 15:46:32 UTC  

Feels good getting home from work at 11:30

2020-05-19 15:51:11 UTC  

Casually sitting in the bathroom at work with a random nosebleed

2020-05-19 15:52:11 UTC  

@Abe Clark
*thats a strange way to describe violent, coke induced masturbating but so be it*

2020-05-19 15:52:24 UTC  

Shit happens

2020-05-19 15:54:24 UTC  

oooof

2020-05-19 15:59:42 UTC  

So what sounds worse : squishing butterflies or killing kittens?
This is a serious question about which one just sounds worse. We all know that kittens are evil so don't bitch about that partπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2020-05-19 16:03:00 UTC  

Dead babies stapled to dead monkeys falling out of trees @John Public

2020-05-19 16:04:25 UTC  

How da hell are you off work already @Mountain Man πŸ”

2020-05-19 16:04:56 UTC  

@GRANITE nice. Has a certain shall we say smell about it.

2020-05-19 16:05:32 UTC  

Lmao. A buddy of mine I was in the AF with had the most absurd baby jokes I’ve ever heard

2020-05-19 16:05:38 UTC  

> How da hell are you off work already @Mountain Man πŸ”
@GRANITE uhh I got my route done early that’s how. πŸ˜‚