Message from @Asatru Artist - MD

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2018-11-05 04:20:12 UTC  

We’re all gonna make it brah

2018-11-05 04:20:24 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I have been in peak condition for decades. But when you enter your 60s, there are many, many bad things that can kill you without warning. Fortunately I accept this grim reality with a certain amount of gallows humor.

2018-11-05 04:21:14 UTC  

How much can everyone here bench?

2018-11-05 04:21:20 UTC  

No way of knowing what tomorrow brings. Good to know you did well earlier, though! 👍🏻

2018-11-05 04:21:49 UTC  

@ExternalPepsi how much does just the bar weigh?

2018-11-05 04:22:04 UTC  

@Deleted User In pounds, usually 45 lbs.

2018-11-05 04:22:29 UTC  

Once I got to 225 for 5 I just quit and went back to to pushups

2018-11-05 04:22:31 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-05 04:25:11 UTC  

For one rep probably 185 lbs

2018-11-05 04:25:12 UTC  

Just don’t pop a hernia. We’re all gonna make it, brah!

2018-11-05 04:26:57 UTC  

I do calisthenics now though, it's impractical trying to gain mass so I just keep shredded

2018-11-05 04:27:59 UTC  

I like how the Chinese all have to do aerobics at work. I would implement that here if I were Queen.

2018-11-05 04:28:00 UTC  

About ten years ago, I stared feeling really bad. My lungs were congested with I would go on my long bike rides. I felt like I had the flu. After three days of this I went to an urgent-care outlet and told them, "I think I've got the flu and shit." They gave me an EKG and immediately rushed me to the hospital without saying a word about what might be wrong. There I had a stent placement, and the cardiologist said, "You had a heart attack three days ago. Are you a complete idiot?" I said, "Don't call me an idiot . That ain't right Later after the stent placements and some recovery time, the doctor announced that I was not impaired and that I would live to be 75. I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Well, OK, you might NOT live to be 75." The Doc was an extremely animated and hilarious guy of Slovenian extraction. A dick-swinging White for real.

2018-11-05 04:32:53 UTC  

@Ald Me too, currently trying to get shredded tho.

2018-11-05 04:36:04 UTC  

@Ald For my winter job I will no longer have access to gym. I am probably going to do calisthenics combined with one of these meme things:
https://youtu.be/x9gw--LrXLo

2018-11-05 04:36:28 UTC  

literaly just grab a sledge hammer

2018-11-05 04:37:00 UTC  

@Deleted User Sure. I don't one one of those either.

2018-11-05 04:37:08 UTC  

f

2018-11-05 04:37:35 UTC  

well, having a sledge is infinitely more useful that having a round headed implement

2018-11-05 04:38:44 UTC  

Just join your local HEMA

2018-11-05 04:38:47 UTC  

"hey bro, do you even mace train?"

2018-11-05 04:39:06 UTC  

tried it wasn't too impressed @Asatru Artist - MD

2018-11-05 04:39:30 UTC  

Mace really just seems like a meme

2018-11-05 04:39:38 UTC  

although, hitting a heavy tire with a sledge is something useful

2018-11-05 04:39:43 UTC  

Would rather just do body weight with a weighted pack

2018-11-05 04:40:29 UTC  

We're all gonna make it brah

2018-11-05 04:40:50 UTC  

That doctor was a total education in leadership. You have to be fully awake for cardiac stent placements, and it was totally obvious that the doctor was a leader of highest caliber. His team loved him. The whole time they were working on me they seemed to having the time of their lives. It was a fundamental example of "small-unit cohesion." The jokes were fast and furious. One of the aides leaned down and said to me, "That was a funny joke, fucker. Why ain't you laughing? The doctor said, "Leave him alone. Wookies don't talk much."

2018-11-05 04:41:31 UTC  

I have spent many days crushing rock with single and double jacks on trail crew, just never needed to buy my own.

2018-11-05 04:41:55 UTC  

@OMGDwayne you should write a book lol

2018-11-05 04:42:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508863654570098720/1541384156686.png

2018-11-05 04:42:47 UTC  

LOL

2018-11-05 04:43:00 UTC  

RICED

2018-11-05 04:43:04 UTC  

Uganda be kidding me

2018-11-05 04:44:04 UTC  

So...in like 18 years she'll have one of the most accomplished children in the nation?

2018-11-05 04:44:14 UTC  

@Deleted User I have written a book. I wrote it about 20 years ago just to see what it would be like. I waited three months and then read what I had written. I was appalled at how bad it was.

2018-11-05 04:44:26 UTC  

hmm

2018-11-05 04:50:15 UTC  

sounds like a first draft alright

2018-11-05 04:53:07 UTC  

👌🏻<:tucker:378724715679711233>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUd5UaDovsg

2018-11-05 04:54:33 UTC  

He gets a little squishy at the end, but he makes the point that people not having anything in common isn't good.

2018-11-05 04:59:13 UTC  

@Salo Saloson The draft I read was the third. When it comes to fiction, I have no self-discipline.

2018-11-05 04:59:59 UTC  

Egalitarianism is a revolt against nature - which never loses.